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Whenever I’m in trouble I think, “What would Jesus do?” Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days. Violinist.
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f i o r i n i 20m
Replying to @SteveKazee
Who, may I ask, is ever early when saying ish?? I feel like that’s the superpower of ish, to be late-ish.
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f i o r i n i 3h
Me = raised by single mom :)
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f i o r i n i 12h
Replying to @evanrachelwood
Wohoo I was #70,000th like
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f i o r i n i 12h
Is it just me or is putting himself on the ballot twice by also posing as the 4th option?
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f i o r i n i 16h
Replying to @tgilliland789
+ kids. Bonus!
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f i o r i n i 20h
Replying to @HamillHimself
Like, has no one seen FORTITUDE or THE THING
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jeffsimmermon 21h
I never saw anyone dress up in blackface when I was in college, but one time my roommate put a glass eye into his anus and took a series of closeup photos and I NEVER thought that could seem so innocent and wholesome.
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tyler glenn Sep 18
y’all make “God” look reaaaallly schizophrenic, just up in heaven stumbling around in the dark sending revelation like drunk texts. messy clowns.
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f i o r i n i Sep 17
Replying to @McconneyMichael
My father-in-law wasn’t excommunicated until after he was in prison for 6 months for sexually abusing his daughters. He’s been there for 8 yrs now and hopefully much, mich longer.
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f i o r i n i Sep 16
New diet fad: tapeworms for rent
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f i o r i n i Sep 16
Replying to @Gurftastic
BH=the new Marseilles
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f i o r i n i Sep 16
Replying to @Gurftastic
How extremely European of them
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f i o r i n i Sep 16
Pubbed ~~~
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f i o r i n i Sep 15
The Wizard of Oz but with Skeksis. That’s the tweet.
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f i o r i n i Sep 15
Yay!! Also, your creole accent is AMAZING.
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f i o r i n i Sep 14
Replying to @MaraWilson
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Broadway Buzz Sep 14
This letter still gives me a lump in my throat, and a tear of happiness. Reading it makes my day time and time again. And Nate, wherever you are, hoping everything since this ultimate moment has been rainbows and P🏳️‍🌈R 🏳️‍🌈 I 🏳️‍🌈 D 🏳️‍🌈 E. ❤️❤️❤️
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f i o r i n i Sep 14
Replying to @BobGIngersoll
Also wtf with the BYU ballroom dance program? Can we talk about that??
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f i o r i n i Sep 14
Anyone watched Big Little Lies S2? Meryl Streep is my mother-in-law coupled with intelligence. No joke. That’s all.
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f i o r i n i Sep 14
Ok. Second time I’m witnessing someone rolling a blunt on the MTA. Next to me. Like NBD.
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