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Bryan Mac
Did previous civilizations deal with whiners like this? "Man, we've gotta open the gates." "We've been through this, Phil. The Mongols are still outside." "But I've gotta harvest my turnips" "MONGOLS" "Ugh. But we've been in here or WEEKS." "That's how sieges work, Phil."
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Bryan Mac Apr 14
Replying to @Bry_Mac
"But the Mongols have barely killed anyone in days." "That's because of the walls, Phil." "Are you sure? Maybe the Mongols aren't that dangerous." "..." "I'm just saying, how bad could it be. They can't kill ALL of us" "That is literally the thing they do." "But my turnips..."
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Bryan Mac Apr 15
Replying to @Bry_Mac
Just a whole party of Phils.
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Bryan Mac Apr 17
Replying to @Bry_Mac
To clarify for my many, many mentions: no one is saying that we don't need turnips, or that Phil isn't hungry. It's just that you can't ignore reality just because it isn't the reality that gets you what you want. We all want to leave. But your exit 'strategy' will get us killed
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Bryan Mac Apr 20
Replying to @Bry_Mac
Sigh. Talk about being hoisted with one's own petard; the King of the Phils just HAD to be a Brian.
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Bryan Mac Apr 14
In what way is this not literally the same as an invasion of 13th century nomadic horse archers?
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Carlos Apr 15
Replying to @Bry_Mac @Ben_Jones88
LITERALLY--๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘
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Bryan Mac Apr 14
You canโ€™t prove those deaths were siege-related. Health was poor back then.
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*Eating Big Dinners* Apr 16
Replying to @Bry_Mac @Ben_Jones88
They died WITH the siege, not OF the siege
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Jordan Galloway Apr 16
Replying to @Bry_Mac
If only the Great Wall prevented Mongol invasions and didnโ€™t cause the deaths of 400K people. Bad analogy.
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Bryan Mac Apr 16
Replying to @JordanGalloway
Not all walls are the Great Wall of China. I would go so far as to say that most walls are not the Great Wall of China.
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