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Eggman Waffler
The dangerous combination of a bigmouth and an ignoramus
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Eggman Waffler Feb 17
Replying to @kemp_matt
She mostly expresses her emotions by soiling herself at the moment
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Eggman Waffler Feb 17
Replying to @kemp_matt
Good point ... I'll get my marker out!
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Eggman Waffler Feb 16
Teaching the little 'un some appropriate vocabulary for Monday mornings
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Eggman Waffler Feb 9
Ivy's hair has thickened up enough for a welcome return to the mohawk look.
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Eggman Waffler Feb 5
Replying to @Iamwaytoosmall
No accounting for taste. Kids these days:-/
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Eggman Waffler Feb 5
Sorry ... already spoken for
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Eggman Waffler Feb 5
Replying to @powerm1985
That'll do ;-)
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Eggman Waffler Feb 5
Replying to @powerm1985
Pics or it didn't happen!
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Eggman Waffler Jan 26
NOBODY puts baby in the cor.... oh wait, never mind
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Eggman Waffler Jan 25
Ivy shows immaturity well beyond her years (well, months) by making a breakthrough discovery of the comedic sonic properties of leather upholstery
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Eggman Waffler Jan 14
Babycare Pro-Tip: Aerobatics + Silly Noises = Comedy Gold
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Eggman Waffler Jan 10
Eggman's Abandoned Jokesmithery #29: Something about the strange clothing habits of a national treasure. Punchline ...
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Eggman Waffler Jan 6
Replying to @TammyWebsterX
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Eggman Waffler Jan 6
Replying to @TammyWebsterX
pics or it didn't happen!
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Eggman Waffler Jan 3
just wanted to say the security staff at terminal 2 were very polite, efficient and helpful. Big thanks from me, my wife and baby Ivy
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Eggman Waffler Dec 30
It'd be great if there was a Scotsman with a missing foot-digit working for NATO
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Eggman Waffler Dec 24
OMG she's growing up so fast. Where has the time gone? etc. etc. etc.
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Eggman Waffler Dec 23
Not the upselling opportunity I'd expect with airport car parking. But, if you think it through: Totally unwanted by right-minded people. Horrifically overpriced. Aimed at those with more money than sense who want to go abroad despite hating people from other countries - perfect
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Eggman Waffler Dec 13
Ha ... sold it. Win!
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Eggman Waffler Dec 10
Replying to @MrMMarsh
Fun fact ... "Jackie DP" is #89 in top searches on Pornhub. Nothing you find with that search is as painful as this video mind you
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