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Brett Forte
Winner of Calgary's and Edmonton's top comic. Host and creator of Roast Battles . May 24th Roast Battle tickets here 👇
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Brett Forte May 17
Calling a sauce that is exclusively designed for drunk girls after the bar, ‘Mayo-Chup’....(which literally translates to “Shit-Faced” in Cree) is not an “insensitive mistake”. It’s called marketing brilliance 👌.
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Brett Forte May 16
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Brett Forte May 15
I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Gyno👌.
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Brett Forte May 14
In BC, the way you get PTSD is by paying 7% PST on the prescription for your STD.
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DimetriosVandiegriff May 13
Enjoyed laughing with ! Looking forward to more! @ Laugh Factory
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Brett Forte May 11
Tonight I’m performing at a sex club and this is one of the rooms. I’m very excited. Use promo code “I identify as a single woman” for $55 off your ticket!
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Brett Forte May 11
T Pain liked this joke.
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Brett Forte May 10
laughed at this joke and you will too. Just not in autotune.
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Brett Forte May 7
Dude said I look like “Freddie Mercury with more AIDS” 😐. . BIG thanks to for the opportunity to share the stage w/ & tonight.
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Brett Forte May 7
Don’t buy tickets to see me...buy tickets to see what a real life swingers club looks like. Bring a willing date and you’ll have a story to tell for the rest of your life.
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Brett Forte May 3
Has anyone else been let down by or ? To the Millennial workforce, I am “S”ing my “H”.
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Brett Forte Apr 24
In Alberta, every loonie is an ‘Equality Loonie’. Because here in oil country, our women don’t earn 70 cents on the dollar...they get to keep every loonie we throw at them. (Provided they have a good magnet and large cheetah blanket.)
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Seanna Jefferson Apr 23
I’m thinking of making a sh*tbox car calendar. Taking the sexy-girl-on-car photos and turning them into the Canadian realistic version.
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Handcuff Comedy by Dale Ward Apr 16
EXCITED to announce the one year anniversary show at has the headlining! We also have the super linneaaward featuring! And of…
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Brett Forte Apr 16
- I gotta stop looking at asses that are underneath backpacks. It’s a dangerous life I’m livin.
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Brett Forte Apr 10
Global News, reporting the stories that matter.
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Brett Forte Apr 6
When I live a big moment it becomes apart of me. Kobe’s 81 points? I think about it every 4 days. Chingy’s ‘Right Thurr’? I’m still vibin off that. I’m thurr right now. Hold onto what you enjoy, and you will hold onto yourself. Here’s a photo of me tweeting this.
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Yuk Yuk's Apr 4
We love this guy, and you will too! headlines this weekend along with MC @LaffWithLori and . Come on by for some great nights of laughs!
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Brett Forte Mar 28
Replying to @Andrew_Beckler
I really thought more basic white girls would like this. I was looking for triple digits and so were you.
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Brett Forte Mar 24
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