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Brent Ozar
I make Microsoft SQL Server go faster. I love teaching, travel, and laughing. I live in California with my wife Erika. He/him.
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Brent Ozar 8h
Replying to @ksarisc
Awww, you're welcome!
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Brent Ozar 16h
I haven't used this (I don't tune MySQL), but I saw this a few years ago:
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Brent Ozar 18h
Replying to @dhmacher
HAHAHA, as soon as I saw the tweet notification, I thought, "I wonder if he attached that one gif..."
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Brent Ozar 18h
Replying to @Kendra_Little
The one to know: gluten free red velvet. Mmmm. (I'm not gluten free, but Erika tries to be, and I wouldn't know these weren't regular cupcakes.)
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Brent Ozar 18h
Replying to @mandrea09
OUCH. Dang, what a pain in the rear.
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Replying to @erinstellato
They’re pretty good, yeah!
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Replying to @nicharsh
It’s a balanced diet: one of the burgers is Beyond Meat, too. (The one with the fries. We keep the waitstaff guessing.)
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Replying to @moresunshine_1
Hahaha, I recognize that reference.
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Replying to @sqL_handLe
CONTAINERS They needed something with low latency and they went with virtualized containers
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Replying to @jdbullock
LOOK AT YOU ASSUMING THAT THE GUY WAS THE yes yes it was the guy talking
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Overheard at a restaurant: “I treat dating like it’s a search engine optimization problem. I need to get the word out about my product, and -“
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Hey, if I think of him, y’all have to too.
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Making a quick stop at the cupcake ATM
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Replying to @tarynpivots
We ordered them for you. You have 15 minutes.
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Replying to @Jorriss
I’m testing this unit of spicy piña margarita.
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
No more work today. Let the weekending commence.
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
[Recently Posted Blog] Updated First Responder Kit and Consultant Toolkit for February 2020
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Replying to @codykonior
Yep. And they've already been pulling KB articles out of the CU list. I have like no confidence in this CU at all.
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Microservices are trendy, but if you're still using a monolith (and most of my clients are), here's a nice overview of best practices:
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Brent Ozar Feb 21
Replying to @MJSwart
And I shouldn't complain, because it's good to have really, really interested readers, but...
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