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Breitbart Chronicles Mar 15
In unrelated news, large explosion reported in vicinity of the Oval Chamber.
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Breitbart Chronicles Mar 15
BREAKING: Hwicce so-called magistrate overturns 2nd . said to be taking news well
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Wulfgar the Bard Mar 8
King a month and Donaeld's boared already.
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Breitbart Chronicles Mar 6
BREAKING: reveals priorities as 'JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!' Accompanying new slogan 'Work sets you free'
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Breitbart Chronicles Mar 2
This is the future that liberals want.
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Cellian Of Conway Mar 1
Yes! Alternative facts give Mercians a choice, and choice = democracy. Monotruthism = communism!
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Breitbart Chronicles Mar 1
Happy to help! If we aren't laughing we'd be crying!
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Breitbart Chronicles Mar 1
Pope Urban beatifies St Philip Verdant, formerly Sir Philip the Corpulent of Questionable Parentage, head of Mercian Hovel Stores
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Breitbart Chronicles Feb 28
Y'know, and our scribes were just shooting the breeze earlier and... wait... sorry that was insensitive of us.
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Breitbart Chronicles Feb 28
The truth is so last year!
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Breitbart Chronicles Feb 28
You know, the White Tower has become a whole lot truthier since was banned. Good to filter out the fakers with evil intent!
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Cellian Of Conway Feb 25
Fun fact! There’s a whole futuristic parallel parody universe on twitter! Hilarious, but seems a little far-fetched
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Breitbart Chronicles Feb 25
It’s worse than you think - you missed free donuts. (Oh, and something something democracy)
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Breitbart Chronicles Feb 24
Really enjoyed today's scribe gaggle at the White Tower
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Breitbart Chronicles Feb 23
*macedrop*
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Breitbart Chronicles Feb 23
Blaming tools? That's right, I was blaming you!
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Breitbart Chronicles Feb 23
It's true that we are a scraper down after Milo left, but he was tasked with barrels not vellum
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Breitbart Chronicles Feb 23
Back after temp twitter ban!!!Blatant conspiracy by , , Sir Jack of Dorsey to silence ONE TRUE CHRONICLE!
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Breitbart Chronicles Feb 21
UPDATE: responds - "You think Mercia is so innocent?"
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Breitbart Chronicles Feb 21
BREAKING: King Wrong-un of North Umbria MURDERS wayward brother with nefarious vapours!
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