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Brandy Jensen
See that she chews her food well, and sets her foot down firmly on the ground when she walks, and you're all right.
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Brandy Jensen 9m
genuinely delighted that someone accused me of being a foreign troll interfering with the presidential election because i’m canadian. you got me and i’m sorry, as my people tend to be
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Brandy Jensen 19m
Replying to @CharoShane
not me tho i’m always highly informed
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Brandy Jensen 37m
Replying to @rosalyster
i don’t know of any, hope that helps
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Brandy Jensen 44m
too late i’ve already crafted a “how dad content got me through quarantine” essay featuring you and patrick whyman and the revolutions dude
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Brandy Jensen 49m
i’m now desperately scrambling to come up with a reason to zoom call him
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Brandy Jensen 55m
Replying to @theAndiL
it’s true that i’m canadian if that’s what you mean
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Brandy Jensen 59m
Replying to @chemotaxis
where would i get them if they’re offline
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Brandy Jensen 1h
Replying to @marrowing
i identify as smurf and my only legislative concern is maintaining the right to keep precisely one woman within our compound
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Brandy Jensen 1h
Replying to @stephenstrom1
no
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Brandy Jensen 1h
Replying to @rachelsteenblik
well then i’ve bought some incredible rugs on ebay for super cheap
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Brandy Jensen 1h
Replying to @stephenstrom1
are you offering to explain the female experience to me, stephen?
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Brandy Jensen 1h
Replying to @rachelsteenblik
the answer is rugs
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Brandy Jensen 2h
Replying to @WinterfellCup
yes it is
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Brandy Jensen 2h
you’ll be seeing posts warning you to not mock women who are personally distraught because they looked up to rbg and tbh i agree you should just let other women like me do it instead
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'Weird Alex' Pareene 5h
the entire point of securing the courts is they can lose elections for decades and still get their way
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Kaitlyn Greenidge 5h
what do liberals who were freaking out about smashed windows at saks mean when they say stuff like this
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Brandy Jensen 2h
Replying to @jonbernhardt
okay i also hadn’t clicked and what the fuck
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Brandy Jensen 3h
while you mourn please spare a moment to think of the devastation this has wrought to suppliers of funky, cat eye glasses frames
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Ryan Grim 4h
Telling people to give money to McGrath when there are so many closer races — ME, NC, SC, GA, GA, AZ, MT, MI, CO, TX, and even Alaska — is utterly bizarre.
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Brandy Jensen 4h
furious about a lot of things but also the fact that we can’t do headlines like: nation in mourning dabs their eyes, with hankies pulled from dresses that have pockets
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