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Brandy Jensen
behind every successful man is a woman pegging him
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
not doing so great and instead of tweeting about it a bunch I'm gonna try... not doing that. see ya in a few weeks
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
Replying to @onesarahjones
Can't wait to renounce you
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
Replying to @onesarahjones
another way of saying purity test is "coherent values" imo
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
Replying to @xmasape
Legolas's low-t cousin
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
fuck no I don't need weirdo virgins in my life
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
Replying to @alyssakeiko
love them
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
Replying to @ParkerMolloy
I look like I buy herbal viagra in bulk
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
Replying to @surfbordt
lolllll holy shit
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
Replying to @Lubchansky
dude me is super into women's judo
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
Replying to @BrandyLJensen
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
we could replace 90% of pundits with dogs in bowties and be better for it
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
good to know
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
every time some new app takes over the tl I realize I would definitely jump off a bridge if all my friends were doing it
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
Replying to @DavidKlion
yep
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
Replying to @DavidKlion
I did once and probably never will again
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
Replying to @apbenven
A+
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Brandy Jensen Apr 24
a good shower cry is easily in the top three crying experiences
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Jules N. Binoculars Apr 24
this brave crusader is my new fave person on campus
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Brandy Jensen Apr 23
Do I hate myself enough to order checkers on seamless? absolutely yes
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