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Brandy Jensen
behind every successful man is a woman pegging him
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Brandy Jensen 2h
apparently I live at this subway station now and it's weird how quickly I've accepted my fate
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Brandy Jensen 2h
Replying to @cushbomb
we took notes for you
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Brandy Jensen 3h
Replying to @crulge
tell KJ I'm sad she couldn't make it
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Brandy Jensen 3h
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Brandy Jensen 4h
Replying to @BrandyLJensen
things that I have no natural talent for but enjoy regardless: -dancing -karaoke -telling men how I feel about them -rock climbing
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Brandy Jensen 4h
friends I'm going to start dancing soon, by which I mean I'm about to feel insanely white
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Brandy Jensen 5h
Replying to @sidhubaba
IT'S FINE I'M GONNA DANCE
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Brandy Jensen 5h
Replying to @BrandyLJensen
there is, at minimum, 4 oz of rum in this. hell yeah
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Brandy Jensen 5h
the cocktail I ordered came in a pint glass, this portends good things for me
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Brandy Jensen 7h
Replying to @alexanderchee
❤❤❤
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Brandy Jensen 8h
Replying to @Cato_of_Utica
Yes
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Matt Bors 11h
The alt-right is desperately trying to disown this white nationalist killer.
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Brandy Jensen 9h
Replying to @GideonResnick
dude what are you wearing, is this your first time at a pool
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caitlin cruz Oct 30
The only true statement in this world is that Kyle Chandler is both kinds of daddy and few men can pull that off.
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Brandy Jensen 13h
Replying to @surfbordt
scheduling "Theresa May blew a 3-1 lead in the finals 😂😂😂"
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Brandy Jensen 14h
Replying to @zandywithaz
ZERO DORK THIRTY...thanks
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Danny DeVito 17h
London with my DN hat. Jeremy June 8th. Show us how it's done!
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Brandy Jensen 14h
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Brandy Jensen 15h
Replying to @joshgondelman
all my love to both of you
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Brandy Jensen 15h
this explains my predicament
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