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Brandy Jensen
behind every successful man is a woman pegging him
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Brandy Jensen 1h
almost as bad as when your tl jumps around and you accidentally fav a tweet from someone you hate
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Brandy Jensen 12h
Replying to @SarahNEmerson @bobby
twelve seasons later I’m still watching Supernatural for exactly this reason
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Brandy Jensen 12h
Replying to @OsitaNwanevu
adolescence is for profoundly embarrassing earnestness imo
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Brandy Jensen 12h
Replying to @alexnpress
It’s four seasons total so easy to binge and the final season made me full on ugly cry and I still think about it all the time!!!!!
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Brandy Jensen 12h
Replying to @alexnpress
Halt and Catch Fire
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Brandy Jensen 12h
Replying to @coreykindberg
lmao
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Brandy Jensen 13h
Replying to @hels
I’m able to make a whole other medium-sized dog it’s insane
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Brandy Jensen 13h
Replying to @parabasis
Brian texted it to me lmao
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Isaac Butler 15h
I went to look up the Tracy Letts / Debra Winger film THE LOVERS and... just look at Google’s plot summary.
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Brandy Jensen 13h
when I was a teen we did some weird/dangerous shit but it was because someone told you it would get you high so this tide pod thing is truly beyond me
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Brandy Jensen 14h
Replying to @laurenoyler
ahahahaha
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Brandy Jensen 14h
Replying to @amandamull
I was 15 mins early to dinner bc in my head it was 30 mins away
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Brandy Jensen 15h
Replying to @KHandozo
yes exactly
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Brandy Jensen 16h
I’ve realized that if put on the spot to guess how long it takes to get somewhere I think thirty minutes every time. Midtown? Bushwick? Poughkeepsie? My brain is going with half an hour
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Brandy Jensen 16h
Replying to @edotwoods
If she offered me a deal where I could know her secrets but it would kill me I would seriously consider it
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Brandy Jensen 17h
anyone who tried to write a Wendi Deng tell all would absolutely die under mysterious circumstances but that won’t stop me from wanting one
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Brandy Jensen 17h
Replying to @jakebackpack
Oh that’s the only reason I started it
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Brandy Jensen 17h
Replying to @jakebackpack
I got through five or six episodes before I truly couldn’t stand it any longer
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Brandy Jensen 18h
happy birthday to !! he’s so nice and talented you assume it’s a scam but no he really is that great!!!
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