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Brandy Jensen
behind every successful man is a woman pegging him
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Brandy Jensen 2h
Replying to @BrandyLJensen
current obstacles: -poor upper body strength -overly friendly dog
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Brandy Jensen 2h
I'd say the main focus of my life rn is working up the courage to take my dog on the subway in an IKEA bag
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Brandy Jensen 2h
YES
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Brandy Jensen 2h
Replying to @katehascats @zlingman
Antonio Sabato Jr was in it right?
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Brandy Jensen 3h
next time we'll all get drunk
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Brandy Jensen 3h
Replying to @BoringDrew
oh sorry I thought you were joking about how I followed up with an obvious point. clearly I'm the not smart one
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Brandy Jensen 3h
I'm a maniac who still gets push notifications lmao
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Brandy Jensen 3h
Replying to @BoringDrew
lol
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Brandy Jensen 3h
Replying to @BrandyLJensen
they are hilariously unsubtle about interpretation, is my point
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Brandy Jensen 3h
the more I think about it the surer I am that The Federalist is actually doing important work by giving away the game re: cultural crit
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Brandy Jensen 3h
Replying to @fordm
I'm so upset rn
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Brandy Jensen 3h
Replying to @MikeIsaac
I'm literally just here to make friends
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Ashley Feinberg 14h
forbes is 10000% a cop
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Brandy Jensen 3h
Replying to @fordm
wait fuck you
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Brandy Jensen 3h
more followers means more favs on my selfies but the cost is people having very tedious arguments with each other in my mentions so idk
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Brandy Jensen 4h
get your ass to NYC please
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Brandy Jensen 4h
I think the main takeaway is that I'm always good and trees are sometimes bad (sorry Sarah)
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Brandy Jensen 4h
Replying to @zandywithaz
cannot fucking wait
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Brandy Jensen 4h
Replying to @zandywithaz
I love you bb 😘
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Brandy Jensen 4h
THERE WAS A BABY DOWN A WELL IT WAS EXTREMELY DRAMATIC
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