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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe
Sunday Times Bestselling Author. (Twice). Best Food Personality. Enquiries: rscoular@unitedagents.co.uk Website:
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 9h
Sometimes my heart could literally burst 🐾
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 9h
Replying to @elainehavo
Bloody hell I'm so sorry
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 9h
Replying to @organisdchaos
Survivor bias is still an unscientific reporting technique, sorry. Glad you're okay, but that's certainly not the case for everyone!
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 11h
Replying to @NanashiYuki
Hahaha that made me laugh out loud! 'Aroused sloth' is my weekend state 😁
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 11h
Replying to @NanashiYuki
Mrs J will testify that I sometimes completely lose ability to function, to the point where I have to explain i'm not drunk (I'm sober) I'm just staggering/slurring. Twenty minute nap and I'm bouncy as a Duracell bunny again. It's so odd but I build in 'nap when you have to' now
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 11h
Replying to @meandmybigmouth
I'm here as well if she has any cookery queries etc :) Best of luck xx
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 11h
Did that thing where I sat on my bed and woke up hours later. Not gonna lie, I have absolutely no regrets. I'm not very well at the moment (plus ca change) but the opportunity for guilt-free deep daytime sleeps is very very welcome. Might have another.
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 11h
Replying to @Gremkoska
Oh the desk, his desk, oh my lord Jesus my heart hurts
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 16h
Replying to @SallyAPreece
Raw fruit/veg, and raw milk, are two entirely different things, and it would be disingenuous to compare the two. Not to mention irresponsible.
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 16h
Love a side of E.Coli, Listeria, Tuberculosis and Campylobactor with my Cheerios in the morning RAW MILK KILLS PEOPLE. Stick that up your 'Science' 🙄
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 16h
Replying to @JolyonMaugham
If you don't have a CCTV doorbell, please instal one as a matter of urgency Jo. Your safety is paramount and everyone had the right to not be intimidated in their own home.
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 16h
You could dry them out as snacks until they're nice and gently chewy, then dip half the ring in chocolate (maybe dark choc with cinnamon) and decorate with festive sprinkles. Naughty AND nice treats...
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Emma Kennedy Sep 20
Don’t tell me one person can’t change the world
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe 24h
Can I put you in touch with Mrs J? 😆
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe Sep 20
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe Sep 20
Replying to @blkgirllostkeys
Found myself putting espresso cups away in the fridge door yesterday. Frequently throw keys in the veg drawer. Glad to have found you in the twitterverse, René 😆
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe Sep 19
Replying to @mrsshrew @PlutoniumSox
Same. Split down the middle, probably harbouring all-sorts in there, but can't quite bring myself to get rid of it.
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe Sep 19
Replying to @PlutoniumSox
Absolutely. And a fave pan, wooden spoon, hob ring...
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe Sep 16
[NEW!] Apple, Pear and Sultana Baked Oats, 29p
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☘️🇨🇾Jack Monroe Sep 19
Still more expensive than a bottle of lemon juice!
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