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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark)
Author of the DEADGIRL series. Occasional swashbuckler. Exploring the Ninth World, running from the Sorrow.
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) 29m
Watched "Mayhem" with Steven Yeun yesterday. Definitely recommend it. It's a clean script with really smart editing/direction and a hilarious "over-the-top violent black comedy" tone. Plus Steven Yeun is a delight, as usual. The guy shows how well he can carry a lead role.
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) 34m
Replying to @JustinQuizon
I've been saying every Marvel Netflix show should be like 3 episodes shorter. You "get it", you see where the story is going, you're on board, but then you glance at the list and realize you're only halfway through the season.
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) 47m
We all need to ask for help sometime. A therapist, a priest, a wife, a brother, a stranger - reach out. Many hands make light work, physically and emotionally. Never stop fighting. That's strength.
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) 17h
why did I just read the whole tvtropes page for Fuller House
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) 18h
Replying to @JustinQuizon
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) Nov 18
Replying to @staccato92
Somebody had to say it.
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) Nov 18
Replying to @BobbyCJohnson
And use the same gun.
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) Nov 18
When you realize you wear the same pauldrons as Ice T.
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) Nov 18
Malcolm Young wrote the soundtrack to awesomeness. He'll be missed.
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alan tudyk Nov 18
Why does this relax me?
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Patrick Stewart Nov 17
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) Nov 17
Replying to @OffbeatYA
Happy to help! But realistically it's a problem of too many options. The current leads vying for attention are "Female Indiana Jones in Space," "Fantasy Story about Childhood and Adulthood" or "Stephen Kingesque Modern Horror Thingy" Or something new.
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) Nov 16
We finished Until Dawn! Catch up to the whole gruesome stream right here:
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) Nov 16
Here we go! We streamin' on right . Join two dads in their epic and ultimately futile quest to not get everyone killed.
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) Nov 16
We're streaming the end of Until Dawn tonight at 7ish PST! Come experience the spookulating finale!
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) Nov 16
I literally have no idea what I'm going to write after the last Deadgirl. Poetry? John Wick fan-fiction? Erotic dinosaur stories? The world is my hamster.
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) Nov 16
Like, before you can write for they give you a test: They sit you down in a meeting and they say "Okay, we have this idea that involves Batman, but he kills" and if your first response isn't (verbatim) "What? No. What the fuck are you talking about?" they kick you out.
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) Nov 16
Whenever someone says "well Batman used a gun in his original run . . . something something The Shadow . . . " all I hear is "I don't know anything about anything and I'm wrong and bad." If you can't figure out how to write without him killing people, quit your job.
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B. C. Johnson (Clan Diamond Shark) Nov 16
Replying to @shockproofbeats
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leah williams Nov 15
me: just start a new sentence me to me: use another em dash
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