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B. C. Johnson
Author of the DEADGIRL series. Occasional swashbuckler. Unabashedly in love with Ignis, but Prompto runs a close second.
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B. C. Johnson 6h
Part of me wishes I was at Con. Part of me is totally cool with being home. Those parts are my heart and my knees, in that order.
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Elvish Presley Jul 15
Me: I'm sort of a chicken magnet Him: Don't you mean chick magn- *sounds of distant bawk-bawking* Me: We have to go NOW
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B. C. Johnson Jul 19
Replying to @Pancakeoflust
More ashamed at the amount of time spent telling people the new Klingons look bad and dumb.
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Adam Croasdell Jul 18
Honored to be nominated for my work on at Awards. Huge shout out to all the fans. This is for you ❤️⚡️
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B. C. Johnson Jul 18
Comments on this Kotaku article could be enshrined in the Hall of History under "ignorance about having kids."
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B. C. Johnson Jul 18
I cannot divulge how much internet-ink I've spilled arguing about how bad "Star Trek: Discovery" looks. But I can say I'm ashamed of it.
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B. C. Johnson Jul 17
Replying to @natethegreater
Both good. But I'd like something like "Raxis" or "The Forge."
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B. C. Johnson Jul 16
Earth is such a bullshit name for a planet. It's so soft, it starts with a vowel, there's no hard consonants. Can we get a do-over?
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B. C. Johnson Jul 16
Heard the metamorphing timetraveling space alien has a different biological configuration. That's something to be upset about
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B. C. Johnson Jul 13
Holy shit have you seen those released emails between AMC and Frank Darabont? Dude is a profanity wizard. is my new God.
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B. C. Johnson Jul 12
Replying to @Pancakeoflust
Well now you've spoiled the surprise. My balls will come with absolutely no shock.
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B. C. Johnson Jul 12
Tease: Getting a PS4 camera in the mail today. Why? To make manifest a terrible new venture. Be afraid.
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B. C. Johnson Jul 11
Replying to @JustinQuizon
BECAUSE IF I COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE LOVES SOMEONE WILL LOOK AT ME
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B. C. Johnson Jul 10
And yeah , that goddamn Corellian Corvette question came up again and I almost had a fuckin aneurysm.
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B. C. Johnson Jul 10
Epilogue: eventually won with a proper Chewbacca question. (2/2)
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B. C. Johnson Jul 10
Was about to win Star Wars Trivial Pursuit but realized the final answer was Jar Jar Binks so I refused. I won't win like that. (1/2)
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B. C. Johnson Jul 10
Replying to @Eden_Eats
Pistachio Celexa. Sounds Italian.
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Eden Dranger Jul 9
Password must contain capital letter, a number, an emotional arc, a male lead "struggling w/inner demons" & a strong female character.
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B. C. Johnson Jul 9
Replying to @OffbeatYA
Yarp
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B. C. Johnson Jul 9
Replying to @OffbeatYA
They already did. But, they do one every month. So, I figure I'll just finish these last couple copies.
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