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B. C. Johnson
Author of the DEADGIRL series. Occasional swashbuckler. Unabashedly in love with Ignis, but Prompto runs a close second.
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B. C. Johnson 17h
When Black Betty comes on the radio RIGHT as you hit a red light.
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B. C. Johnson 21h
Just realized we play horror video games so we can stop playing them and feel amazing.
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B. C. Johnson Mar 22
So it's all worthwhile. I just sit back in my Packard, listen to Milli Vanilli on my way to buy some new tapes for my BetaMax
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B. C. Johnson Mar 22
Life with my Windows phone: Sometimes it doesn't know what the date is. Right now thinks its plugged in (it isn't). Sometimes ghosts emerge.
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B. C. Johnson Mar 22
Don't worry. Everybody gets a free puppy and a trip to Disneyland and also a second free puppy.
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B. C. Johnson Mar 21
Now I just want to write STATION into the story.
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B. C. Johnson Mar 21
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B. C. Johnson Mar 21
Keep in mind I've already included a cyborg griffin and at less three spontaneous resurrections.
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B. C. Johnson Mar 21
Doing the final big edits for Deadgirl 3 before editors take a peek. If you have any crazy last minute requests now's the time.
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Christopher Edge Mar 21
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B. C. Johnson Mar 20
Coming back from Spring Break like
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James McNamara Mar 11
RT if you're still pissed about the Library of Alexandria.
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B. C. Johnson Mar 17
Guy in front of me at grocery store buying gummy bears and beer. Only. He's my new hero.
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SmartReads 31 May 15
Simple: Follow here, get a follow back. I will favorite and RT your work. Let's not kid ourselves, being an Indie is hard.
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B. C. Johnson Mar 16
Plotting, writing, inventing new ways to torture and excoriate my heroes based off their own bad decisions. You know, the usual.
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B. C. Johnson Mar 14
You know what's missing from modern Superman movies? Full frontal baby Superman wang. The '70s knew this.
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B. C. Johnson Mar 14
Apparently scientists are also lawyers on Krypton? It actually makes sense to me but those student loans would be a bitch.
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B. C. Johnson Mar 14
Marlon Brando pronounces "Krypton" like a goddamn boss.
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B. C. Johnson Mar 14
I like "Deadgirl: Kickass" for real.
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B. C. Johnson Mar 14
Watching Superman: The Movie because it was the last good Superman movie. KIDDING. That's Superman 2.
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