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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author)
Author of the DEADGIRL series. Emotional swashbuckler. Streams games on Twitch sometimes at DadsPlayBadly and TwoGuysAndAThirdGuy.
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Fin 3h
Dr. Warner says he was high on somethin' called Geek Babies. It's a fertility drug for toucans.
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) 3h
When your spellchecker doesn't recognize "meganormous."
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) 4h
Once again, Penny Arcade nails the newest manufactured outrage.
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) 21h
Replying to @natethegreater
Classic.
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) 21h
Replying to @BobbyCJohnson
And here be the iTunes link:
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) 21h
The new podcast is out. Be warned: SPOILERS for Infinity War from 17:00 to 35:00.
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) May 22
How I want to go: "He was found surrounded by dead orcs, his broken sword still gripped in his hand." How I will probably go: "Fatal, klutzy injury received while doing something completely normal like sweeping."
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) May 21
The wife and I just recorded a new podcast. Infinity War, fart etiquette, Taylor Swift - all of the human condition is within our purview. It should be popping up tomorrow.
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) May 21
Day 579 of wondering why in the name of the Force gods of Mortis they haven't announced a post-ROTJ Luke movie starring Sebastian Stan. Alternate title: A License to Print Money. My wait . . . continues.
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) retweeted
TableQuotes May 21
"Do we have a dog-shaped space suit?" - Reece
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) May 21
... and this one.
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) May 21
how do you delete someone else's tweet
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) May 21
Replying to @natethegreater
I could do that standing on my head.
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) retweeted
Confused Rey Jan 11
anakin’s version of fuck, marry, kill: fuck: padme marry: padme kill: padme
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) May 19
Wife at TSwift concert. Babies down. Slam whiskey and play video games or sit quietly and rediscover the beauty of pure silence?
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) May 18
Replying to @JustinQuizon
I'm of two minds. Like, I don't care about ThunderCats, as previously established. But I'm positive they did that to stir up controversy so people would talk about it. It's pretty much the go-to marketing method in the digital age. And that feels kind of lame to me.
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) May 18
Replying to @JustinQuizon
Haha, ruh-roh. I don't particularly care about ThunderCats, but that's going to blow some people right up.
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) May 18
for real.
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) retweeted
Final Fantasy XV May 17
So, You've come up with a new recipeh.
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B. C. Johnson (Alleged Author) May 18
Replying to @pattonoswalt
This is weird, but the werewolf actually becomes a centaur. I know, surprising.
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