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Blonde Lady Cop
A 20-something lady cop made of sugar, spice and quite a few F-bombs.
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Jack Burton 4h
Poor infrastructure is a massive part of why Seattle traffic sucks, but so is the fact that a a ton of people drive like inconsiderate pricks with all the situational awareness of a jar of pickles.
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 19
Replying to @countyk9guy
hey I didn’t realize we were related
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 19
Replying to @CriminelleLaw
Client be like:
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Jack Burton Jun 19
An 1800 square-foot split level, a Kevin Hart movie up loud enough to rupture an eardrum, a wine-drunk 911 caller, her mystified husband blinking sleepily at the top of the stairs, & 11 Chihuahuas all barking at me 11 minutes before I’m off duty. This is why I wake up screaming.
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 18
shhhhhh the ninth circuit might hear you
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 18
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 18
Replying to @MeeksKyle
“On second thought, nah”
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 18
Replying to @USEmCee
ya damn right
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 18
Replying to @BlondeinKevlar
Cops, when dispatch tries to send them to a call during the last hour of their shift:
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 18
Lolololololol Girl, that’s a REACH. This is 100 percent me during the last hour of my shift:
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 18
Replying to @OverheardOnDuty
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 18
Replying to @OverheardOnDuty
I thought we were friends but now I’m not so sure
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 18
Replying to @OverheardOnDuty
so you’re saying you have a dog and you haven’t sent me any pictures of it? ok
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 18
Replying to @USEmCee
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 17
Hi guys. My twitter mentions isn’t the place to discuss Phoenix Police. I don’t live there, don’t work there and had nothing to do with that situation.
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 17
The only thing weirder than men pretending to be cops on Twitter are the middle-aged white ladies who send them anonymous Curious Cat questions. Like holy shit Karen, close your legs please.
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 17
In Washington state, we don’t have “sheriff officers.” Only sheriff’s deputies.
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 17
REASONABLE DOUBT.
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Blonde Lady Cop Jun 16
Replying to @decayingdeputy
This response tho 😂
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