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Lee Blevins
Slack-jawed hipster.
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Allison Kilkenny 19h
A horror movie short about a woman who is trying to work in a cafe and she slowly realizes the staff is setting up the room for an open mic
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Lee Blevins Nov 12
Gooselumps brought me weeks of pleasure as I paced it out as I read it as a little treat.
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Lee Blevins Nov 10
For Sale: Fantasy Coffins is a wonderful story.
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Lee Blevins Nov 6
Replying to @Quadrant4change
Actually that guy David Ermold lost the primary. Another Democrat beat Kim Davis tonight.
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Lee Blevins Oct 24
My girlfriend kept having sex with me until I got better at it. She trained me in the ways of the flesh much like father taught me how to swim - by letting me lay very very still upon her belly.
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Lee Blevins Oct 23
I've decided to reinvent my stage persona to Slightly Less Robotic.
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Lee Blevins Oct 23
I was smoking outside Good Foods when a guy walked past me and said, "There are a lot of shady people in hippie culture, man." I guess he was talking about himself.
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Lee Blevins Oct 22
I used to do my father's laundry. His underwear was like a marijuana pipe - discolored by resin.
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Lee Blevins Oct 18
"Talking with Cancer" is so so so good. Loved it.
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Lee Blevins Oct 18
Really funny piece: Modernized Urban Legends by Kyrie Gray
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Lee Blevins Oct 17
A comedian never leaves the house without two things: A pen and an Oedipus complex.
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Lee Blevins Oct 16
Great job, great piece
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Lee Blevins Oct 16
Men queef, too. Like after they've fucked a pile of sawdust.
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Matt Arnold Oct 14
Replying to @mattLarnold
He is the perfect character for a modern cynic. The world sucks, but Donald still finds a way to make it worse.
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Dollar Store Pregnancy Test Oct 15
I keep an Excel spreadsheet of details on all the butt sex I ever have. I call it my analog.
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Lee Blevins Oct 15
My boss walked in on me actually working today. I said hold on just a second, I’m almost done with this joke.
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Victoria Edel Oct 14
I wrote you some lightly spooky Hallmark Halloween movies for
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Little Old Lady Comedy Oct 12
"6. Louie was not above using prop comedy. He had a big rock that he used to smash watermelons and hecklers." - on the origins of stand-up comedy
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Lee Blevins Oct 12
My new humor piece/history lesson Evidence Cavemen Invented Standup Comedy
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Lee Blevins Oct 12
Wrote about ancient origins of comedy for Little Old Lady Comedy.
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