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Lee Blevins
Slack-jawed hipster.
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Socially distant Elana Jul 31
That humor piece you've got sitting in your google docs? Submit it to: (but they are on hiatus now!!!)
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Sarah Hutto Jul 23
People swallow approximately eight spiders in their sleep every year. This tides them over until they wake up and can eat lots more spiders.
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Josh Gibson Jul 22
If you smell texas toast are you about to have a texas stroke
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Splendid Hobo Jul 19
Northwest Territories, you're taking way too long to come up with a name
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Tyler Gooch Jul 16
They say, "if you can't beat them, join them." But, after how relatively easy it was for them to beat me very badly they told me they had no interest in letting me join them.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF Jul 13
HER: So describe your job in three words. ME: Blood, sweat and deers lol HER: Omg. What do you do?! ME: *cracking knuckles* I fight deer.
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Lee Blevins Jul 8
Sorry for your loss.
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Josh Gibson Jul 2
Comedians in Clubs getting Covid
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Points in Case Jun 28
Ever gaze over your huge pile of thousands of children's teeth and ask yourself, "How can I make this mountain of kid teeth even larger?" (by Tyler Gooch)
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Lee Blevins Jun 16
Appreciate the kind words about the story.
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Charles Booker Jun 2
When you know the challenges Kentuckians are facing, you would never run as a Pro-Trump Democrat. It really is a slap in the face, and we literally can’t afford it.
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Lee Blevins Jun 2
please use your influence with to encourage him to pull the National Guard out of Louisville. Tensions need to be de-escalated. This would help greatly.
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Lee Blevins Jun 2
Please pull out the National Guard or put them in explicitly supporting/explicitly non-confronting roles in Louisville. The police response there has been heavy-handed. Do not stain the State government by overreaction.
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Lee Blevins Jun 1
"We need a Kentucky New Deal . . ." - Charles Booker 100% this is the Senate candidate of empathy and vision.
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Jack Boot May 21
Let's take a moment to recognize all the great folks who made the paleolithic era possible: Pog the Upright, Skrunk son of Pog, Ooffa the Trembling, Dennis,...
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Lee Kimbrell May 18
A room full of people wearing masks used to be one of the horniest places a human could go.
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Dru Johnston May 15
I did it. I wrote my King Lear.
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Ginny Hogan_ May 15
I feel like men die younger because they get all their opinions out first and then they’re ready to go
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Lee Blevins May 1
Elevators are getting more and more high tech. The other day I got in one and its robot voice went, “Going bald.”
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Points in Case Apr 28
1. Andre The Giant contributed significantly less to the collective knowledge of germ theory. (by Tyler Gooch)
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