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Lee Blevins
Comedian. Humorist. Slack-jawed hipster.
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Lee Blevins Jan 16
Thanks!
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Lee Blevins Jan 15
This is a masterlist of conceptual prose humor markets I've been compiling. If anyone is interested or maybe has some other places to add:
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Timothy McSweeney Jan 15
"These bootstraps transition seamlessly from a day of fighting gender discrimination and sexual harassment to a night of mending clothes by the light of a single votive candle to support your newborn child."
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Lee Blevins Jan 15
Everyone in my family does their part. My cousin chops wood for my elderly grandparents and I steal their loose change.
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Lee Blevins Jan 11
I've been to the top of The Holy Mountain and found the metafictional ending like super pretentious.
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Lee Blevins Jan 10
Replying to @MauraYzmore
They were pretty fast this time (days) but sometimes it'll take a while.
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Lee Blevins Jan 10
Got a humor piece on Robot Butt. Real short (hopefully) worth your time.
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Lee Blevins Jan 9
I told more terrible jokes tonight than I usually tell at a funeral visitation.
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Lee Blevins Jan 9
Looks like Stan Lee is going to make a cameo apperance yet again but this time in the inevitable MeToo movie.
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Lee Blevins Jan 9
I couldn't pronounce L when I was a kid. So the other kids thought I was really self-loathing. "He calls himself Wee, too. Boy, he's really internalized all this bullying.”
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Shouts & Murmurs Jan 8
The Miss Manners of tote-bag etiquette, , with all your dos and don'ts
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Lee Blevins Jan 8
The real Dukes of Hazard were coal barons and they didn’t run from the cops, they skipped hand-in-hand with them over the bones of the working man.
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Lee Blevins Jan 4
Replying to @JesseDavidFox
Assume you're talking about Dream On and the Larry Sanders Show.
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The Harpoon Review Jan 4
If you or someone you know has a finished book of poetry, flash fiction, or essays: This year we will also be looking to give work to cover designers and proofreaders. email us at harpoonbooks@gmail.com RT to save a life.
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Lee Blevins Jan 4
Replying to @lordkurthussle
Slacking not in caring department but in spending time department.
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Lee Blevins Jan 4
Replying to @lordkurthussle
I can't put my finger on it. A feeling of caring I guess. (Sorry I been slacking on my end.)
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Lee Blevins Jan 4
A fart has never ended a friendship but not giving a shit has.
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Andrew Kaye Jan 3
“Screenplays I Wrote When I Was a Teen.” New by Lee Blevins () on Defenestration:
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Lee Blevins Jan 3
I don’t think ancient aliens taught men how to build pyramids. I think ancient man was obsessed with nipples. (Nipples were slightly pointier back then).
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Timothy McSweeney Jan 2
Important new dating advice as you kick off the new year: "Having someone sympathetic to rely on can be a positive source of comfort and relieve stress levels when the image of Patrin’s execution on the gondola in the Dusk Marsh comes back to haunt you."
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