Twitter | Search | |
Lee Blevins
Open mic comedian. Only pays in exposure humorist. Slack-jawed hipster.
436
Tweets
667
Following
247
Followers
Tweets
Lee Blevins 17h
I inherited my grandfather's library and also the heart disease that gave me his library.
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins retweeted
Reductress May 23
J.K. Rowling Reveals Hermione Uses a Remembrall to Remember to Pee After Sex:
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 23
My new humor piece "My Frenemy Made A Movie And I Like It" is up at The Bigger Picture:
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 21
I'm a big fan of the Universal Monster Movies. Dracula, Frankenstein, The Wolf Man. I prefer my monsters old and with a weird accent - much like Donald Trump.
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins retweeted
Good One May 21
Kicking off Season 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have Mr John !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 20
My private detective superhero returns in Fuel of Fools on Crimson Streets. Sam Gavel survived an explosion that gave him the power to turn into smoke. Now he wants to know why.
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 16
I like standup comedy and horror writing, which, on most nights I get on stage, inspire the same emotion.
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 15
Replying to @jeffallen859
I'm always happy to see you working on stuff. You're funny af.
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 15
My new sci-fi piece is up at . If bored and interested:
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 14
Check out my friend's Seinfeld/Dante mashup. Fantastic.
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 14
I like because I have a PlayStation 3 and they don’t make a PS3 app so I plug my computer directly into my TV and inadvertently discovered a much better way to watch porn. Viva la cinema!
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 13
Mother's Day. The perfect opportunity to bring up the time she stepped on that cat. RIP Snowball. You were a good kitten & an even better shitty thing I can say.
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 11
I am loving loving loving you're series on Lugosi/Karloff. Fantastic stuff!
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 8
Stray dogs are a lot like Jack Nicholson in The Shining - they like to bounce tennis balls and sometimes they freeze to death in the winter.
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 4
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins May 4
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins Apr 30
I'm wearing an orange Puma shirt because my uncle is a hunter and my mom still buys my clothes.
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins Apr 30
Replying to @OnePerfectShot
I love del Toro but he hasn't scared the shit out of anyone in about 20 years.
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins Apr 30
My new humor piece is up at Slackjaw.
Reply Retweet Like
Lee Blevins Apr 30
Failed TV Show Pitches for Disgraced Male Entertainers via
Reply Retweet Like