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Lee Blevins
Open mic comedian. Only pays in exposure humorist. Slack-jawed hipster.
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Lee Blevins 8h
Dairy Queen opens everyday at 6 am except for Sunday when they open at 7 am giving their employees plenty of time to go to a church parking lot to get high.
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Lee Blevins Sep 19
One of my favs of yours so far.
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Lee Blevins Sep 19
This is the lowest form on comedy. *awkwardly gets down on belly* Did you know that snakes have two dicks?
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Lee Blevins Sep 19
My new piece is up at Defenestration. Check it out if you got a spare minute:
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Lee Blevins Sep 18
Umbrellas are such an upper-middle-class thing. Where I’m from you just hold a folded Natty Ice box over your head.
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Lee Blevins Sep 17
Amazingly brutal story
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Dan Collins Sep 17
Replying to @Benioff
Recently one of my teachers from high school was featured on the cover. The story is about what she has to do outside of teaching, to keep the bills paid. Her story is very similar to many teachers across many states such as KY and WV
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Clip Show Sep 16
I can't wait to read your screenplay about how you smoke a lot of weed.
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Sketch, Please! Sep 15
Want to write for or perform in September’s Sketch Please!? Send scripts (under 3 pages) or performer profile (or just your name!) to sketchplease@podcastpioneers.com Own your comedy!
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One Perfect Shot Sep 14
THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER (1955) DP: Stanley Cortez Director: Charles Laughton More Shots:
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DD RAINBOW Sep 14
I NEED A FEMALE COMIC for a show in Lexington, Kentucky.
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Lee Blevins Sep 14
Q: What do you call a werewolf that's been cured? A: A wellwolf.
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Lee Blevins Sep 14
Really funny piece: Doors are Killing Our Kids
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Lee Blevins Sep 13
One time I got fired at 6 am. Why didn’t they call me the night before to fire me? Because they only caught me stealing at 5:55 am.
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Lee Blevins Sep 13
Replying to @_DavidMorrell
It's a great book. The sheriff in the book is such a more rounded sympathetic character.
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Lee Blevins Sep 12
My girlfriend has pet guinea pigs. She thinks they're cute. I think I shouldn't take her at her word when she says that I am sexy.
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Lee Blevins Sep 11
I saw a British Civil War reenactor. He was just standing on the sidelines debating whether or not to intervene.
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Lee Blevins Sep 10
Replying to @dan_Collins_88
Thanks sir
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Lee Blevins Sep 10
Replying to @The_Belladonnas
This piece by Juliana Gray impressed me so much when I was just getting into prose humor writing. Still one of my fav pieces ever
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Lee Blevins Sep 10
Have a new piece up at Waxing Humorous. It's a meets mashup. Check it out if you got a minute or two:
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