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Mátyás Tocorzic
R.I. bred Yankee, now in SoCal. I don't fit into pigeonholes very well, so be careful with assumptions. Be kind to each other. LLAP.
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Ricky Gervais 16h
'Somebody said a thing & people are furious' This sort of clickbait headline should always be ignored because it's rarely true. Usually, the truth is that 0.001% of people are furious & the rest of us couldn't give a fuck & wouldn't even know about it if you hadn't printed it.
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Mátyás Tocorzic 7h
Replying to @billybiohazard
Gracie diet?
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Mátyás Tocorzic 9h
Maybe has been showing him some tricks.
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Nick Palmisciano 10h
So just used magic to get out of a single leg at the
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Matt Lucas 16h
I reckon I know how Game Of Thrones finishes. It’s with the end credits and some music.
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Mátyás Tocorzic 12h
Replying to @Ranger_Up
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Wayne May 18
Difference between doctors and nurses...The defibrillator awakened and started shocking his heart repeatedly. The nurse asks, “Do you want to give him something for pain? I said, “No, I want to turn the damn thing off?”
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ICE T May 18
Movie Review: John Wick PARABELLUM Crazy GunFu, Wild Knife fight.... I’m a fan of franchise. FLTG Approved!
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Terminal Lance May 18
when you make fun of POGs and they post memes because it’s all they have to feel better about themselves. 😔
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United Xtra May 16
Lads, we’re being bantered off by our brothers in Africa. Peak times. 😭😂
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Vernon Reid May 18
Thor. The ULTIMATE trustafarian! He shoulda grown dreadlocks, & taken Meow Meow to Kingston Town!
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Mátyás Tocorzic May 18
Replying to @vurnt22
I was hoping we’d see Millar’s Scandinavian, anti-capitalist, Unimpressed by the United States, borderline-hippie Thor.
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Mátyás Tocorzic May 17
Maybe they believe we all go to Harrogate when we die. Kind of like Purgatory, but more specifically English.
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DC Armoury - The Capital of Arsenal America May 17
Letting Mkhitaryan play, or changing the venue.
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Mátyás Tocorzic May 17
Replying to @danagould
I’m not even taking a position on the issue, but this is a funny tweet.
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Mátyás Tocorzic May 17
Hey , this proud is a good friend. You two would get along.
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Mátyás Tocorzic May 17
Replying to @MattOswaltVA
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Gunners.com May 17
“Before the match, the boss had told us that their goalkeeper always took a step towards the wall against free-kicks, so we’d have a good chance of scoring the other side. When I got the free-kick, I saw that side was open and trusted the boss.” - Santi.
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B/R Football May 17
Four years later, is back in the Spain squad 🙌🇪🇸
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Mátyás Tocorzic May 17
Replying to @dubpistols
Getting by. Could always be worse. You?
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