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The Betoota Advocate
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 22
Local Bloke Claims To Be A Patriotic Aussie Despite His Refusal To Publicly Defend Horrific War Crimes:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 19
Merrick Watts Eliminated From SAS Australia After Refusing To Execute Afghan Farmer:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 17
GAME III: State Of Origin Players Prepare To Remember What They’ve Talked About, Dig Deep, Give 110% And Back Themselves:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 17
Pete Evans Shares His Perfect Midweek Recipe For A Fertiliser Bomb To Take Down Government:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 16
Nation Fears A Second Adelaide Lockdown Will Result In Christopher Pyne Writing A Screenplay:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 15
Adelaide Streets Completely Deserted Due To Them Being Located In Adelaide:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 11
Scotty Interrupts Women Discussing Endometriosis To Explain Ibuprofen Works Well To Treat Pain
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 11
To new beginnings!
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 10
PM Skips Church Today After Turning Off His Christianity Until Liberal Sex Scandals Die Down:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 9
Dude Who’ll Probably Be Dead Before Next Election Defends Killing The Planet For A Paycheque:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 9
MPs Accused Of Drunken Sleaziness Probably Not Stoked With Barnaby Rushing To Defend Them:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 8
Australians Now Able To Watch Rugby Union Without Having A Hole Drilled Through Their House:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 8
Trump’s Team Return From Philadelphia And Regroup Back At White House Painting Supplies:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 4
“Bernie Would Have Won” Says Inner City Leftie Who Seems To Forget How Corbyn And Shorten Went:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 3
John McCain Fucks Donald Trump From The Grave In Arizona:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 3
“Seems The Polls Might Have Been Wrong” Says ABC Panelists For 204th Election In A Row:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 3
“Who Gives A Fuck About America!” Says Australian Bloke Still Young Enough To Be Conscripted:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 2
Peter Dutton Reckons He Saw Kevin Rudd Poking Needles Into Fruit At Rocklea Markets In 2018:
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 1
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE’S U.S Election Pre-Game / QLD Election Debrief with
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The Betoota Advocate Nov 1
Hot Mess Gladys Accidentally Likes 120-Week-Old Photo On Annastacia’s Instagram At 3AM:
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