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Ben Fletcher
Actor/Producer | Writer/Producer | Failed Politician | Non-NYT Bestselling Writer | (I sent him a photo of a dog)
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Ben Fletcher 13m
Replying to @Orvieto2016
If you find out can you let me know because I'm blocked
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Ben Fletcher 2h
It's a very strange feeling when you realise your career prospects are probably better if the worst human you can think of becomes the leader of your country. This must be how people like feel
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Good Morning Nation 2h
Why you should by booking tickets to watch at reason number 4 - You don't have to be in Edinburgh to watch
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Why you should by booking tickets to watch at reason number 3 - We give a duck about the world
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Why you should by booking tickets to watch at reason number 2 - We believe that satire should be universal
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Good Morning Nation 2h
Why you should by booking tickets to watch at reason number 1 - An entirely new show at every single performance
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Ben Fletcher 3h
Not long ago I may have remarked that I think Hancock was one of the better options for PM. I'd like to amend my previous position to I think the man is now a fecking idiot
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Ben Fletcher 9h
Replying to @helens2017
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Ben Fletcher 9h
Replying to @helens2017
Oh. I was just tying to find one that would fit the musical
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Ben Fletcher 9h
Apart from stepping on a plug in the dark, is there anything worse in life than laying awake at night with a mind full of stuff, most of which you'd rather just forget?
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Ben Fletcher 9h
Replying to @AynRandPaulRyan
I honestly think he believes people are believing what he says
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Ben Fletcher Jun 16
So Trump is quoting a woman who once called me a "waste of a human" I think that's a good sign?
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Ben Fletcher 23h
Why is stuff like this still shrugged off by so many as an ordinary thing? Why isn't it treated as sexual harassment? There are so many guys who would laugh this off as a joke or "just being a lad"
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Ben Fletcher 10h
Happy Birthday! 🥳🎂🍰🎇🎆 (I tried sending this an hour ago but accidentally tweeted it publicly)
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Ben Fletcher 12h
Replying to @thehowie @ron_fournier
I can't help but think that it's going to require something more than impeachment with Trump. If Clinton had been impeached it would have been for one specific issue that was very contained, whereas Trump has undertaken actions that will have long-lasting effects
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Ben Fletcher 13h
Replying to @SnookerBunny
It would be a liberal audience. Or at least I hope it is or I'm going to be murdered
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Ben Fletcher 13h
Replying to @SnookerBunny
Come to Edinburgh this summer. I will give you a stage and an audience for you to say whatever you want on that subject
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Ben Fletcher 14h
What exactly do you get for £1,600 a night?
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Ben Fletcher 14h
Yeah. It really is.
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