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I write The Bell Tower Times. Embrace the Human Zoo. Keep it zesty x
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The Bell Tower Times 2h
Replying to @BellTowerTimez
"real doctors", tap water turned hair green, lol
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The Bell Tower Times 2h
This is what we face
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The Bell Tower Times 4h
Another fact about lawyers, they love to tell you their hourly rate. Remember though, that's the cash their firm makes, they are still earning a minimum wage based on the hours worked
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The Bell Tower Times 5h
Replying to @FreoLou
patronising? You tried to explain basic criminal law to someone who has more than a few years in the game.
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The Bell Tower Times 5h
Replying to @FreoLou
yeah I've been a lawyer for time too, and that's a pretty clinical definition of "serious". Cut the educating me act, I know
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The Bell Tower Times 5h
Replying to @FreoLou
what do you define a serious charge? Not how things pan out mate
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The Bell Tower Times 6h
Replying to @FreoLou
I know the difference and I actually said I dont blame the lawyers when it comes to situations of Government funding.
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The Bell Tower Times 9h
The Huma Zoo - Ms Perth Hoon Playboy seat covers, pink customised plates “SHESKIDZ” and a massive windscreen sticker stating “MINE NOT HIS"...
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Caroline Di Russo 6h
Savage but not missing the mark.
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The Bell Tower Times 6h
Replying to @CaroDiRusso
you get what you pay for Caroline! haha
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The Bell Tower Times 6h
Replying to @FreoLou
I've seen young men up on fkn serious charges and the duty lawyer being able to give at best 45minutes of consideration to their case. There is no justice there. Compared to some kid of some rich cunt who gets a reference from a BHP CEO for a street pissing charge and our 500/hr
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The Bell Tower Times 6h
Replying to @FreoLou
I respect legal aid and similar bodies, but I have plenty of criticisms too. I wouldn't blame the staff, I'd blame the lack of care this government gives to disadvantaged
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The Bell Tower Times 6h
Replying to @BellTowerTimez
"A “free consultation” isn’t a service lawyers provide to the community. It’s more like an Isagenix sale pitch designed to blow more smoke up your arse than an electrical fire on the set of a gape-porno"
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The Bell Tower Times 7h
So, You Want to Engage a Lawyer?
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Liz Sheehan 7h
Replying to @BellTowerTimez
Acqua di gio reminds me of vomiting on the power walk between metros and Amplifier/globe/monkey bar for “whatever” Delerium gig was on
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The Bell Tower Times 8h
Career progression pretty much boils down to the length of time between declaring "fuck it I'm done" and your first after-work bevvie on a Friday
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The Bell Tower Times 8h
Replying to @wseet
in a caravan park
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The Bell Tower Times 13h
Not sure reading a few articles about the situation in the Amazon really gives you the right to aggressively berate your social media followers for their complacency. There *may* be a tiny chance you are doing fuck all about it too. Just maybe.
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The Bell Tower Times 9h
The Huma Zoo - Ms Perth Hoon Playboy seat covers, pink customised plates “SHESKIDZ” and a massive windscreen sticker stating “MINE NOT HIS"...
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The Bell Tower Times 12h
Hot take: this has surpassed both Acqua Di Gio and Joop Homme as the top scent of the greasy bar pest
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