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Sarge The Destroyer 🏴‍☠️
Bigger than Jesus... in centimeters. College Student/Army Veteran
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LL COOL E 😎 1h
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Farkle Tees 3h
It's my birthday bitches!!! So celebrate dat ass and save 25% OFF every freaking thing in our store. Use code: BDAY at checkout. Not to be confused with BJOB.
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Sarge The Destroyer 🏴‍☠️ 2h
I see where the problem is, I'm a land pirate. Different union.
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Yes. Yes I have.
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I'm not sure I'm ready for that kind of commitment.
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Sarge The Destroyer 🏴‍☠️ 2h
No. It was an essential oils joke.
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Sarge The Destroyer 🏴‍☠️ 2h
Uh-oh, Princess Sandalwood is swinging for the fences. Calm down and huff some essential oils, everything will be okay.
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I'm pretty sure this "sea witch" is just Summer with beach hair.
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Sarge The Destroyer 🏴‍☠️ 3h
So you walk funny and don't know what a fork is? Weird flex, Sunflower.
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Fishing boat captain don't like the smell of patchouli oil there, Moon Child.
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Sarge The Destroyer 🏴‍☠️ 3h
She can talk all she wants, Summer wouldn't set foot on a boat because it would ruin her Ugg boots and they don't have Starbucks in Massachusetts Bay.
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🚨Tonight, 9pm EST Sarge Meets the Internet, episode 3 with my guest 🚨
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👑King Big NutZ 3h
Oh yea, that underrated guest is having on tonight......IS ME!!! 😱😱😱😱😱 oh shit it’s gonna be fun! 9pm tonight! Buckle up it’s gonna be a wild ride.... All hail the King!
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👑King Big NutZ 3h
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Episode 3 of newest show “Sarge meets the internet” tonight at 9pm I hear this episodes guest is underrated. So check it out on YouTube Live at 9. Set a reminder....do it NOW
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Sarge The Destroyer 🏴‍☠️ 3h
I accept my wacky champ designation with pride.
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Sarge The Destroyer 🏴‍☠️ 3h
Well shit. I really gotta learn my nautical terms.
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Sarge The Destroyer 🏴‍☠️ 4h
It's not naive to be hopeful.
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🥃RantingGeorgiaPeach🍑✨ 6h
No makeup. No filters. Messy hair. Glass. Raw Emotion. Stong AF. Today I think we should all on ourselves, exactly as we are. And then on the other badass women around us. Ladies, drop an unfiltered selfie and why you’re a badass. 💕💕
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