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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 53m
Replying to @RoboBoit
Oh, I absolutely blame Obama for raising my health care prices and limiting my care severely. But I also blame Trump for lying about fixing it and blaming the Democrats when he has the power to work towards fixing ACA but he won’t accept anything short of killing it entirely.
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 57m
Replying to @MDBamford91
Nah, my condition isn’t weight related. I don’t expect you to know that though since you’re not very smart πŸ˜‰
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 1h
I’m feeling so much better today! Might do a Morning Coffee live stream at 11am PDT on
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 2h
Sorry but I felt like telling a bunch of bad jokes when I woke up. This is a very good sign, I’ll stop for a while πŸ˜‰
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 2h
I don’t know why we call them pussy cats 🐈?! Is it because they want nothing to do with me no matter how much I want to touch them?!
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 2h
A priest, a rabbi and and an athiest walk into a bar. They all say β€œOuch, who put this bar here?!?”
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 2h
Replying to @petmar0
He unfortunately forgot about the part where it’s only okay if you’re wealthy and powerful. 😎
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 2h
Replying to @jj25151
Look up Ron Jeremy
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 2h
Why did the chicken πŸ“ cross the road? ... because was having a sale 😬
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 2h
What do you call a porn star with 3 legs? ... Ron πŸ˜‰
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 2h
I need shit like this!
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 2h
Replying to @chazzdjr
Washington, unfortunately things aren’t any better under Trump since his goal isn’t to repair ACA but rather completely destroy it and return to another broken system. I wish politicians would put their egos aside and help their people.
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 2h
Very cool!
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 2h
Good morning! I actually slept okay. This is good πŸ‘πŸ»
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 2h
Oh shit!
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 11h
Time to sleep before my meds wear off and that ship sails. Love you all and thank you for your support l through these rough times. Hope you enjoy the episodes of my surgery and recovery on since it’s helping us pay the bills πŸ‘πŸ»β€οΈ See you tomorrow!
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 11h
Does your sex dungeon more closely resemble the puzzle room from SAW or the Partridge Family tour bus?! I know it’s hard to differentiate between them sometimes. 😎
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 11h
For all my veteran followers that need work & job skills. I’m critical of for a lot these days but their educational stuff is still fantastic, take advantage!
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 11h
Replying to @LeviSoftware
The sad thing is his entire campaign was about draining the swap and all he’s done is damn it up and make an ocean. It’s sad so many people believed his baseless promises and still some believe despite massive evidence. These are some dark times but I hope we learn.
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Barnacules πŸšΉπŸ˜‡πŸ€‘πŸ˜ˆ 12h
There is a fine line between well adjusted and 50 shades 😈
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