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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk
Big bespectacled bohemian buzzed glutton vegetarian buddhist pizza slinger. Bad artist & cook. Barepawed always. Public persona/private person. AD: Bigbarebeast
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk 4h
Saw an offer for a free sticker and put in for it. Then I realized that my office door is still very plain. This needs amending.
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk 7h
Replying to @billybear
Something is going down: the debt or my health/life. I’m gunning for the debt.
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk 7h
Seminar today. Peer pressure: high Conformity instincts: high Digging in. The beast will not yield to middle class hegemonies. I’m a fucking IT person. The beard and shag is as much a uniform as this polo.
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk 7h
Replying to @billybear
No yielding here.
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk 23h
Tonight‘s moment of awkward coincidences while on the road.
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk 23h
So I can’t help but be curious about what kind of food truck takes inspiration from a 1970s era progressive rock fueled custom van? Looking at it, I wanted both weed and a Molly Hatchet record.
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 17
Charge the bonus up near the rave at Red Hat. Drive around NC State to cash in...
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 17
Dear god, fuck this hasbeen. More whiny white males... I had the misfortune of wasting $9 on The Animal. Back to your C-list niche...
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 17
Hm.......wonder how all those "state's rights!" conservatives will spin around this one.
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 16
So I had a free birthday burger that was expiring this week. My plan was to stop off at some point in time and cash it in. On what was my last run of the evening, this was across the street. Fate was telling me I needed this tonight.
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 16
Replying to @textlesscosmos
Drag away with no guilt. I am open about my struggles because I don’t believe in the secrecy and shame associated with them. If it helps other people with their’s, I’m OK with that.
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 16
Hey how about either version of “leave or stay?” That song never got the attention it deserved...
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 16
Replying to @BarepawedBeast
This is why furries are their worst enemies. They’ll damage a space like a con to show dissatisfaction instead of addressing the issue causing the problem in the first place. Ignore trolls. We’ve been doing it for decades. Don’t make this one special. That’s what he wants.
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 16
Dear furries: Y’all will run massive campaigns online to ignore people, but when a high profile troll announces he’s going to a con, you boycott the con? Treat the troll the way you’d treat the people on social media you dislike: ignore him. Ignore his fans. Deny them fuel.
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 16
The treadmill begins anew...
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 15
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 15
The joy of being the middle children...
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 15
Remembering . My favorite Cars song, take A...
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 15
Remembering . My favorite Cars song, take B...
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Cousin Chumley, the family drunk Sep 14
Seeing as I’m recovering from extended proximity to a notorious fat phobe, I need to watch Corden’s reply soon...
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