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David Baddiel
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David Baddiel 29m
Replying to @rickygervais
Todg-her?
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David Baddiel 2h
The Judge did however give him a fine for looking too much like a somewhat down-on-his-luck Richard Madeley.
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David Baddiel 3h
Replying to @Baddiel
"A pint! That's nearly an armful! Like the one my advisor got in his face that time. Did you see that? Dreadful."
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David Baddiel 3h
Worst remake of The Blood Donor ever.
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The Space 4h
Don't be a Scrooge! Celebrate this holiday season by coming to see read 'A Christmas Carol' next week on December 18th at 8 PM. Proceeds going to the Mudchute Park and Farm charity! BOOK NOW:
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David Baddiel 4h
It feels like any moment he's going to start crouching and rubbing his upper thighs like Vic Reeves used to in Shooting Stars.
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David Baddiel 4h
Replying to @Gramoss @KTHopkins
Well thanks for letting me know something I may have known already. Bye now.
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David Baddiel 4h
Replying to @leecarps
No it isn't, Lee. It's a completely accepted turn of phrase, plus I believe I represent my ethnic minority more than you fucking do. Bye now.
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David Baddiel 4h
Replying to @thomhgmarsh
Obviously if you were to actually read my TL you'll know I think he's an entitled idiotic arse. So I shan't be doing that, no more than I'll be writing you're when I mean your.
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David Baddiel 4h
Replying to @Sith_Elvis
That isn't what I said is it? Do read the tweet again. Bye now.
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David Baddiel 4h
Here's the thing, progressives: if you want to vote Labour, do so. But don't tell Jews that you're doing it *despite* the anti-Semitism thing; that you know that's very shameful, but in the grand scheme of things etc etc. Because all we hear is: Jews don't count.
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David Baddiel 5h
Replying to @hugorifkind
Literally the most depressing set of stats ever. Presented I notice in quite an upbeat way.
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Hugo Rifkind 5h
Oh well fuck everything
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David Baddiel 8h
Replying to @BoxDgz
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David Baddiel 8h
Bringing new meaning to Gammon.
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David Baddiel 8h
The fact this happens to me all the time - a/s trolls bringing up Israel out of nowhere in response to my tweet - will be just set side stage of that decision. Bye now.
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David Baddiel 8h
Replying to @AMummyToo @JournoBird
I’ll be happy to see you both there. I think you’d make a lovely couple.
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David Baddiel 8h
Because I’m a Jew. Who has nothing to do with stupid fucking Israel. And yet you felt the need to tell me something about the stupid fucking IDF. Happy to accept there was no connection of course.
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