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David Baddiel 3h
Replying to @MarinaOLoughlin
Well. There were a number of reasons why I wanted to stay at a hotel over Xmas. She was a lovely woman, but cooking was not one of her strengths. I seem to remember the second one was a struggle...
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David Baddiel 3h
Replying to @MarinaOLoughlin
Yeah. Basically I'd managed to swing staying at a nice hotel rather than at mother-in-laws for Xmas, and the deal at Tresanton included Xmas lunch - which I wasn't gonna miss, obvs - but had to pretend we hadn't eaten and go to m-i-l's for late lunch after.
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David Baddiel 3h
Replying to @MarinaOLoughlin
I once had it at the Tresanton Restaurant in Cornwall. Which was nice. Except I had to have it again at Morwenna's mum's house so she didn't get upset.
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David Baddiel 7h
I assume Carlos is talking about the cat.
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David Baddiel 19h
Deleted the strange cat tweet as I think that person may actually have mental health issues.
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Gary Lineker 19h
It’s coming home.
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Yes, THAT Michael 19h
Anyone started with the again yet? OK - I'll start.
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David Baddiel 19h
Replying to @MissBentleyLW
Hooray! Send all my best.
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David Baddiel 20h
Replying to @rupert_lescott
Might get this printed out as some form of e-card.
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David Baddiel 21h
Hey! What about a frontstop?
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David Baddiel 21h
Replying to @cmsdrums @AccidentalP
Oh! OK.
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Hannah Jane Parkinson Oct 15
the absolute state of this
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David Baddiel 23h
Replying to @cmsdrums @AccidentalP
No. It isn't. Alan would like many things about Donald, in a qualified way.
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David Baddiel 23h
Oh my God. How awful. And also that painting.
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David Baddiel 23h
Replying to @CHIMPSINSOCKS
Once more for good measure. Apologies if self-quoting might feel a tad Trumpian.
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David Baddiel 24h
I preferred the one where they were all playing billiards with pipes and hats on.
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A P Oct 15
That just made me literally laugh out loud. They should create a three letter acronym for that.
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David Baddiel Oct 15
Amazing. Beats even the "Yemen/Syria/Homeless you First World Problems Bad Person" responses over the weekend to my "who's had a shitter day than me" tweet.
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David Baddiel Oct 15
Replying to @jagger1988
Deleted. Shame.
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David Baddiel Oct 15
Replying to @greenbenjamin @SkyNews
It’s got 4M followers. Some will be angry men.
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