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Martyn Vincent
A bunch of lies, to seem more impressive on the internet. I also have a worrying addiction to Haribo starmix.
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Martyn Vincent 6m
Replying to @amypond4ever
They all protect each other. That’s why sex criminals only serves a year or two
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Martyn Vincent 1h
That’s his Oscar guaranteed then
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Martyn Vincent 2h
Just made the mistake of sitting on a metal bench. That woke me up 🥶
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Martyn Vincent 2h
Get yourself down to Tesco, they’re SLASHING prices
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Martyn Vincent 2h
Wanna hear something weird? This is the view from my flat. Top floor. Yet I still close my blinds so people can’t see in 🤷‍♂️
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Martyn Vincent 3h
Interestingly, I did sort of have to come out as straight to my family. I liked musical theatre etc, there were a lot of assumptions made
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Martyn Vincent 3h
Replying to @Vickiinmyhead
Hopefully
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Martyn Vincent 3h
Replying to @UnclePhil2K
It’s never been released, Warner bros were nervous about making a film longer than 2hrs, as it wasn’t really done in 1993. His daughter is part of Friendly’s crew. She’s still there, but they don’t reference it
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Martyn Vincent 4h
Replying to @MerseyMal
Wrong’un
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Martyn Vincent 4h
Replying to @nathanjames194
I’m greatful to be your token
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Martyn Vincent 4h
Replying to @nathanjames194
Well, she’s a woman
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Martyn Vincent 4h
Replying to @UnclePhil2K
I don’t know, it’s fucking rank though. Although. I do admire their promotional stuff
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Martyn Vincent 4h
My fiancé likes marmite 🤮
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Martyn Vincent 4h
Replying to @WelshBluesman
It exists. This clip plays both
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Martyn Vincent 4h
What does he want?
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Martyn Vincent 11h
I’ve had a full 4mins sleep
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Martyn Vincent 12h
Replying to @Gailporter
Snap
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Martyn Vincent 13h
What would a world populated by clones of you be like?
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Martyn Vincent 14h
Replying to @MrDalekEmperor
It’s just weird that it can be verified. How can you prove an eggs identity?
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