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Martyn Vincent
Hi, I'm Martyn and that's why I drink. I do YouTube. I always look homeless. I occasionally eff and jeff.
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Martyn Vincent 3m
A friend hasn't responded to me on WhatsApp for 3 days. But he's changed his profile picture 9 times since 🙄
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Martyn Vincent 8m
but he got to have a go in a truck
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Martyn Vincent 42m
must have been happy hour
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Gary Lineker 11h
People are not cowed. People are not afraid. And people are uniting against evil. This is London.
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Martyn Vincent 3h
Oi! Leave our massive Muslim alone. He isn't a problem, he lets me live in his beard for free.
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Flickering Myth 22h
Sony announces Black Cat and Silver Sable Spider-Man spinoff movie
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Martyn Vincent 4h
I went to the cafe for breakfast and then took my kids to McDonalds for dinner. The self-disgust is going to kick me hard tonight
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Martyn Vincent 7h
and Rosario Dawson..???
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Matt Haig 10h
Dear news people, It's very simple. There is a shorter way of saying 'British born'. Try 'British'.
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Martyn Vincent 8h
Justice league trailer coming on Saturday!
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Tom Knight Mar 21
Patrick Stewart in drag is Kellyanne Conway.
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ム 21h
"Terror is a weapon that is only effective if we allow it to be." - Superman.
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Martyn Vincent 10h
and what better indignity for him, than to be helped by those he wanted to fear him?
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Royal Albert Hall 11h
Today we join the nation in mourning for the victims of yesterday’s attacks.
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Martyn Vincent 12h
The only way terrorists could bring London to its kneees, is if they somehow managed to make it snow. We don't do snow.
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Martyn Vincent 12h
I think this is otherwise known as "contractually obliged". At least if they're in episode 1, they're out the way
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Martyn Vincent 12h
I knew I should have taken pictures
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Martyn Vincent 12h
there's nobody there at 8am. There wasn't the option. Just a fancy new interface on the screen
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Andi Coordination 21h
To the neighbour who has named his wifi 'Angela LANsbury', I want to slap your stupid face, maybe over dinner and a movie?
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