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[comedians in cars getting coffee season 12] jerry seinfeld: *shoots the waiter* turns out u can just KILL poor people. and u can get away w it ! me: jerry i-i gotta head out man jerry seinfeld: get in the fucking car bitch
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Brandon Wardell Jul 1
going on tour :) nashville/huntsville/vancouver/seattle/portland/san diego adding more dates soon
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Brandon Wardell Jul 21
girls walking into a podcaster’s apartment after the first date
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Brandon Wardell Jul 20
*watching jesus get crucified on the cross* dude i hate cancel culture
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Brandon Wardell Jul 18
im playing the older brother in this :) it's TV-Y7 btw. it's NOT a baby show
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Brandon Wardell Jul 18
Replying to @jackdwagner
how white people smile at strangers on the street
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Brandon Wardell Jul 18
Replying to @BRANDONWARDELL
cameo rules bc for $50 you can just be like “chris hansen, it’s my friend’s birthday. can you please call him a pedophile”
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Brandon Wardell Jul 18
happy birthday why don’t you have a seat over there
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Brandon Wardell Jul 17
a very special one-on-one interview w dax flame
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Yeah, But Still Jul 15
Power Trip is on the show this week folks. Riley tells us a very wild story about some guy from the east coast hardcore scene getting him and a few others to sneak onto a Birth Right trip to Israel.
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Brandon Wardell Jul 15
Replying to @EW
why is the magazine called rub & tug
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Yeah, But Still Jul 10
We have been trying to make this happen for over 2 months, but our special investigative episode about Hard Rock Nick is finally here. enjoy.
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Brandon Wardell Jul 9
Replying to @theneedledrop
review daddy wasn’t there by austin powers
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Brandon Wardell Jul 9
mike myers used the same voice in shr*k that he did for fat bastard in austin powers. only cinephiles know about this
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Brandon Wardell Jul 7
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Brandon Wardell Jul 6
holy shit jamel i love u so much
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Brandon Wardell Jul 4
Replying to @anafabregagood
this is asmr
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Brandon Wardell Jul 2
Replying to @_Phonetics
no it's not
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Brandon Wardell Jul 2
twitter, 2009-2016: y'all im eating ass 😂😂😂 twitter, 2016-present: Buckle up y'all. Thread time. It's time to talk about late stage capitalism. (1/500000000000)
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Brandon Wardell Jul 1
Replying to @charliefranc0
r u gonna go see cars 2
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