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Maria
90% coffee, 10% cardigan. I'm on Instagram. 🇨🇦
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Maria Oct 24
My 14yo is obsessed with Hamilton and loves , just in case you were confused by this photo.
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Maria Oct 3
Replying to @Dustmopp31
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Yashar Ali 🐘 Oct 1
No one is sleeping tonight.
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Maria Sep 22
❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️
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Kumail Nanjiani Sep 20
I remember when I was like “I can’t believe we’ve been in quarantine for THREE WHOLE WEEKS!” That was 7 years ago.
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Whitney Cummings Sep 19
I'm going to be the shittiest Handmaid.
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Maria Sep 19
But schools filled with our kids, in classrooms that outnumber the new outdoor gathering limits? Not included. Cool.
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Maria Sep 18
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Maria Sep 18
"I would like to be remembered as someone who used whatever talent she had to do her work to the very best of her ability."
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Maria Sep 17
Replying to @Frankvdb1971
Bagged milk
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Maria Sep 16
Replying to @kellicatana
Lose/Loose drives my crazy.
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Maria Sep 16
Replying to @sarah_jbd
Insanity
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Maria Sep 16
Replying to @yashar
I’ll send you my ex-husband.
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Maria Sep 16
My 13yo just told me her grade 9 English teacher is actually an Art teacher who has never taught English.
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Maria Sep 16
Replying to @karengreeners
It totally doesn’t.
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Maria Sep 16
I’m over the shit show that is 2020.
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Maria Sep 16
Replying to @karengreeners
School lunches are the bane of my existence.
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Maria Sep 4
Replying to @yashar
I lasted 45 days once. But I cannot lie - day 46 was AMAZING.
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Maria Sep 3
Replying to @shopwithrobin
Thanks Robin. We hope so too.
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Maria Aug 28
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