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David Cranmer
BEAT to a PULP ringmaster. Columnist at Macmillan’s Criminal Element and LitReactor. Math/Science enthusiast. And, most importantly, Ava’s dad.
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David Cranmer 10h
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" remains funny after 39 years.
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David Cranmer Nov 22
For those celebrating a holiday this week, I wish you and your family all the best.
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World and Science Nov 22
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David Cranmer Nov 21
"Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live."
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Conan O'Brien Nov 21
President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.
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Criminal Element Nov 21
"...Penzler has done an exceptional job over the last quarter of a century, give or take, in assembling collections of the best short stories that have crossed his desk." Read 's review of THE BEST AMERICAN MYSTERY STORIES 2017:
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David Cranmer Nov 21
Within the next week, I will begin reviewing Netflix's LONGMIRE season 6 for in case you care to binge along.
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David Cranmer Nov 21
"You find my words dark. Darkness is in our souls, do you not think? Flutier. Our souls, shame-wounded by our sins, cling to us yet more, a woman to her lover clinging, the more the more."
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David Cranmer Nov 21
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David Cranmer Nov 21
Going from Absaroka County to the "Ineluctable modality of the visible" is a jarring, but welcoming shift.
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David Cranmer Nov 21
Watching new Longmire and cogitating that Walt could give Vic Mackey a run for his money in the police brutality dept. Vic would, at the very least, be impressed with Walt's results.
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David Cranmer Nov 20
The Education of a Pulp Writer: Ineluctable Modality
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Merriam-Webster Nov 20
'Thon' (i.e. "that one") was a gender-neutral pronoun in Webster's Second Unabridged (1934).
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Stephen King Nov 20
Satan to Manson: “Yo, Charlie! What took you so long, broheim? Have a seat by the fire, and let me stick this red-hot poker up your butt!”
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David Cranmer Nov 20
"What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun?"
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David Cranmer Nov 20
Replying to @thomaspluck
If the ❄️ wouldn't fall in the roads and driveways everyone would love the weather.
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David Cranmer Nov 20
One of my brood is going to be extremely joyful by the sight of snow on the ground. The others not so, quiet seething for them.
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David Cranmer Nov 19
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David Cranmer Nov 19
"Think you're escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home."
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Fermat's Library Nov 19
Niels Bohr's original drawing of the structure of the Radium atom from his 1922 presentation. 🤓
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