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Ash Sarkar
Contributing Editor . Literature bore. Anarcho-fabulous. Muslim. THFC. Kebab aficionado. Luxury communism now!
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Ash Sarkar 11h
Replying to @danbloom1
Oh yes - good cop, bad cop.
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Akala 14h
The point is not to encourage white plebs to aspire to Newton, Penrose or Darwin, to Oxbridge and/or directorships at the Beeb or ROH, or meaningful participation in the governance of the country or anything else above their station, just don’t fall ‘behind’ the ethnics, innit.
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Oliver Leith 19h
always a prince never a pumpking
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Ash Sarkar 19h
Replying to @rachshabi
Wishing you a speedy recovery!
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Ash Sarkar 19h
Replying to @AnthonyBoyle
Just slammed my hand down on the desk and screamed “BAFTA!” to an audience of nobody.
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Ash Sarkar 20h
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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Ash Sarkar 21h
Not trying to cast aspersions on Dido Harding’s efforts, but so far my entire experience of contact tracing boils down to a daily text thanking me for self-isolating, and an online form which I couldn’t actually fill out with details of where I might have picked up coronavirus.
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Ash Sarkar 23h
Replying to @CasparSalmon
If I can spare anyone from watching that abomination, I’ve served my purpose in this life.
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Ash Sarkar 23h
Maxim de Winter: I murdered my ex-wife. Mrs de Winter: Oh GOOD, I thought you didn’t fancy me for a minute!
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Mayor of London (gov.uk/coronavirus) Oct 28
As this graphic by shows, London is one of the only cities in the world that doesn't receive Government funding to support its transport network. Instead, its income is reliant on passenger fares. COVID-19 has severely hit TfL – the Government must support it.
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Aaron Bastani Oct 27
Joe Biden, who could be President within weeks, is the same age as John Major, the former British Prime Minister who left office 23 years ago. In the 2018 mid-terms the average age of democrats seeking re-election was 65. Nowhere else has a system as gerontocratic as the US.
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Ash Sarkar Oct 27
Replying to @tom_usher_
We’re neighbours now, you should come to one of the intense white lady classes I go to. It’ll either kill you, or give you the breath control you so desire.
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Ash Sarkar Oct 27
Replying to @tayjordan1up
Ohhh I see. But now you know, go forth and flourish!
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Ash Sarkar Oct 27
Replying to @tayjordan1up
Shana!
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Ash Sarkar Oct 27
Replying to @MsKiaWilliams1
Corona took from a moderately competent cook to Mr fuckin Bean 😩
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Ash Sarkar Oct 27
Replying to @AyoCaesar
Also have no idea when I’ve sufficiently fried my spices. Thank god nobody with a functioning palate has to eat any of this.
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Ash Sarkar Oct 27
Replying to @nowever
First symptoms last Wednesday, did a test that evening, came back positive on Friday.
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Ash Sarkar Oct 27
Replying to @tom_usher_
Do yoga my friend.
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Ash Sarkar Oct 27
Burnt 3 parathas in a row because I’ve lost my sense of smell 😅
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George Eaton Oct 27
As the UK records 367 Covid-19 deaths in a single day, worth recalling that Chris Whitty was derided for suggesting there could be over 200 daily deaths by mid-November (it's 27 Oct.)
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