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Fake Avs Management
The official fake Twitter account of the Colorado Avalanche front office and ownership
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Fake Avs Management Mar 21
. we've just been silently staring at this for the last two days with a single tear running down our face.
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Fake Avs Management Jan 17
Didn't realize that Uber's bandwagon service drops off directly at the Pepsi Center now
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Fake Avs Management Dec 22
We care about losing. We care about it so much that most of the teams that we own do it all the time.
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Fake Avs Management Dec 22
Hey now. Our season ticket sales are single-handedly funding club level automatic toilet flush sensors in the new LA football stadium.
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Fake Avs Management Dec 22
. when does the running clock start?
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Fake Avs Management Dec 14
"YEAH BRO I LOVE MY CITY, PHILLY 4 LIFE!!!!!!!" -Flyers fans who have now moved to Denver
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Fake Avs Management Dec 10
MESSAGE SENT: The goal song at the is so bad that they just want to enjoy the sweet melodies of the opposing teams
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Fake Avs Management Dec 10
. if Montreal scores 10 do we get free tacos?
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Fake Avs Management Dec 10
SEASON OF GIVING: Charitable helping Montreal make up season goal differential from that 10-0 Columbus loss
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Fake Avs Management Dec 10
...there's never been a better time to become a Los Angeles Rams season ticket holder!
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Fake Avs Management Dec 10
I dunno...everything seems fine.
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Fake Avs Management Jun 24
With the tenth pick in the NHL draft... the Avalanche still haven't changed our ugly-ass jerseys
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Fake Avs Management Apr 25
The 40-day flood resulting from the tears of Blackhawks fans in brand new Kane and Toews jerseys is going to be so worth it.
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Fake Avs Management Mar 26
Makes sense that so many ppl from Minn move to this state since they get to see their team look like the best in the league 3 times a year
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Fake Avs Management Mar 26
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Fake Avs Management 24 Mar 16
These fans are the hockey version of a Donald Trump rally
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Fake Avs Management 18 Mar 16
Maybe there should just be 7 teams in the playoffs for the West this year.
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Fake Avs Management 14 Feb 16
A Valentine from the to their fans: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Avs with a 5-on-3 for 2 minutes LOL
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Fake Avs Management 2 Feb 16
"I've loved this team ever since Chicago was awarded an expansion team in 2009." - fans at the Pepsi Center tonight
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Fake Avs Management 31 Dec 15
My New Years kiss goes out to Hawks fans who love Chicago so much that they decide to move to Denver in their brand new Kane jerseys 💋💋💋
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