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Fake Avs Management
The official fake Twitter account of the Colorado Avalanche front office and ownership
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Fake Avs Management Jun 26
"Wait until you see the new third jersey we're about to unveil that consists of 45 lines of unipron piping, front and back" -Josh Kroenke
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Fake Avs Management Jun 26
Pretty cool that the new shoulder crest merchandise is already available
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R.B. Jun 26
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Fake Avs Management Jun 26
"We got a great deal on this redesign since I did it myself in the coloring book I hide inside of my 'Avs Business' notebook." -Josh Kroenke
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Fake Avs Management Jun 26
When really all we needed was one subtraction... : Check out the new additions to our sweater.
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Fake Avs Management Jun 26
Ryan O'Reilly is hard-lining on a new contract mostly because he doesn't want to wear a unipron anymore
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Fake Avs Management Jun 26
This is what happens when the Walmart family decides they will just hire the cheapest designer to fix a jersey
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Fake Avs Management May 7
Congratulations to the Minnesota Wild for not being the most boring team in the NHL for almost 3 full minutes tonight
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Fake Avs Management May 7
: Who's got it better than us!?!
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Fake Avs Management May 7
Tonight, we are all Blackhawks fans.
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Travis Meredith May 7
scary moment when Hjalmarsson appeared hurt after this collision but is ok now " look familiar?
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Fake Avs Management Apr 18
Every 10-17 year old in Canada just told their parents they want to play Canadian Football instead for fear of being taken #1 by the Oilers
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Fake Avs Management Apr 18
McDavid already planning his eyeglasses-and-mustache disguise for the draft in hopes that the Oilers won't be able to find him in the crowd
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Fake Avs Management Apr 18
No.
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Fake Avs Management Apr 12
You know , the sting of missing the playoffs would probably be softened by an announcement of a NEW JERSEY DESIGN
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Fake Avs Management Mar 20
Brad Stuart just Reto Berra'd that play, multiplied it by Matt Hunwick, and then divided by Tyler Arnason
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Fake Avs Management Mar 19
MILESTONE: Congratulations to Brad Stuart, who has now scored a goal for every single team in the NHL this season
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Fake Avs Management Mar 8
THE WILD CAN'T EVEN BEAT RETO BERRA LOL
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Fake Avs Management Mar 8
Oh dear god.
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Fake Avs Management Mar 8
Well, at least Parise will get to make another joke about a dump-in goal tonight
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