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Fake Avs Management
The official fake Twitter account of the Colorado Avalanche front office and ownership
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Fake Avs Management Apr 22
*Minnesota First-Round-Exits
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Fake Avs Management Apr 6
In a surprising twist, the Minnesota Second-Round-Exits somehow end up with the extra man on the ice at the end of the game
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Fake Avs Management Apr 6
SCORE UPDATE: after a rough first period, the Avalanche have battled back into a tie game with the Minnesota Second-Round-Exits
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Fake Avs Management Apr 4
Hawks: 3 championships since 2010 Hawks fans: did not know what hockey was prior to 2010.
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Fake Avs Management Apr 4
Sometimes it's the little victories in life
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Fake Avs Management Apr 4
Replying to @maxwelljamal94
Got a retweet from you. Double success now.
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Fake Avs Management Apr 4
Watching whiney Blackhawks fans shut the hell up in the Pepsi Center just made this entire season a success
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Fake Avs Management Mar 21
Replying to @jessehuling
.@Huling303 we've just been silently staring at this for the last two days with a single tear running down our face.
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Fake Avs Management Jan 17
Didn't realize that Uber's bandwagon service drops off directly at the Pepsi Center now
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Fake Avs Management Dec 22
We care about losing. We care about it so much that most of the teams that we own do it all the time.
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Fake Avs Management Dec 22
Hey now. Our season ticket sales are single-handedly funding club level automatic toilet flush sensors in the new LA football stadium.
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Fake Avs Management Dec 22
. when does the running clock start?
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Fake Avs Management Dec 14
"YEAH BRO I LOVE MY CITY, PHILLY 4 LIFE!!!!!!!" -Flyers fans who have now moved to Denver
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Fake Avs Management Dec 10
MESSAGE SENT: The goal song at the is so bad that they just want to enjoy the sweet melodies of the opposing teams
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Fake Avs Management Dec 10
. if Montreal scores 10 do we get free tacos?
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Fake Avs Management Dec 10
SEASON OF GIVING: Charitable helping Montreal make up season goal differential from that 10-0 Columbus loss
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Fake Avs Management Dec 10
...there's never been a better time to become a Los Angeles Rams season ticket holder!
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Fake Avs Management Dec 10
I dunno...everything seems fine.
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Fake Avs Management 24 Jun 16
With the tenth pick in the NHL draft... the Avalanche still haven't changed our ugly-ass jerseys
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Fake Avs Management 25 Apr 16
The 40-day flood resulting from the tears of Blackhawks fans in brand new Kane and Toews jerseys is going to be so worth it.
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