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A May 21
Replying to @lsarsour @AOC and 4 others
When their powers combine shits, explodes, froths, and screams inarticulately (like they always do, but louder and more frantic).
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A May 19
Replying to @CBP
Definitely calling child protective services on all employees of CBP who just admitted they lock their own children in cages.
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Conan O'Brien May 18
A big part of me is hoping the upcoming “Bill & Ted” sequel is just the two of them watching “John Wick 3” and constantly saying, “Whoa.”
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Dana Gould May 17
One way to get conservatives to support abortion is to have the fetus shot by cops.
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A May 16
loves to let frolic in its comment section.
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A May 16
I agree, her asshole is incredibly tough, that’s why Dave filled it with semen, and THAT is why she was in heaven.
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A May 16
Replying to @GovernorKayIvey
Way to make Alabama worse! Nobody would’ve ever thought that was possible...
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A May 14
Leave Baron Trump out of this.
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A May 14
Keep your rubles, comrade.
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A May 13
Replying to @ConanOBrien
FUCK YOU HARLEY JARVIS!!
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A May 13
Replying to @chuckwoolery
“No dessert until you finish your lead paint.” -Chuck’s mom
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A May 13
Replying to @chuckwoolery
Spreading lies about poc, and spreading rape culture in America gives Chuck a calming feeling, but it takes to give him an erection.
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A May 13
You can find him in real life at your mom’s house (running his mouth while he porks her).
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A May 12
Replying to @tedcruz
Ted’s always trying to shift attention away from his dad killing JFK.
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A May 10
Replying to @filigreegirl @ATT
I just got off the phone with an representative and have been assured that we’re getting a refund of a full billing cycle because of this ineptitude.
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A May 10
Replying to @ATTCares @callmethorpy
The concern is that your entire network got flushed tonight, JonR, you dolt.
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A May 10
Replying to @RedSox @WhiteHouse
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A May 8
Replying to @THR
Finally, a racist, anti-Semitic, wife beating Santa for the whole family!
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A May 8
Replying to @senatemajldr
You are the grim reaper for collars that don’t want to be slathered by a throat vagina.
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A May 8
Replying to @Liz_Wheeler @AOC
“Two week’s late has a tail.” KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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