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Ashley Hesseltine
Comedian. Founder of & . Co-host of podcast. TV & radio dabbler. Sometimes I break the Internet.
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Ashley Hesseltine Aug 15
Replying to @YaGirlMelberne
Yes!!
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Ashley Hesseltine Aug 15
All my money’s on four loko in this fight. (Still not drinking it tho)
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Ashley Hesseltine Aug 7
Another reason why we 💁🏼‍♀️
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Ashley Hesseltine Aug 7
Replying to @bobbywestside_
Just in time for my v belated bday ride
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Ashley Hesseltine Aug 5
This thread means the world to me ❤️
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Brian Carlson Aug 4
But the immigrants though
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Ashley Hesseltine Jul 26
Guys, hear me out — hotel room keys, but they don’t get deactivated every time you need to use them
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Ashley Hesseltine Jul 23
Replying to @AirCanada
Also we waited in line for over 30 minutes just to DROP OUR BAGS 🙃
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Ashley Hesseltine Jul 23
Replying to @AirCanada
Also the flight is delayed (obviously)
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Ashley Hesseltine Jul 23
I am shooketh
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Ashley Hesseltine Jul 23
In the 30+ years I’ve been flying on airplanes, I have never experienced ruder staff than , from the checkin attendant to the man who literally screamed at me for boarding in my zone (it was so bad other passengers stepped in to defend me). Never fly this airline.
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Ashley Hesseltine Jul 22
I haven't been that invested in this season or watched all the episodes, but just caught the part of the Men Tell All when is schooling Luke on slut shaming and all I can say is GO AWF QUEEN 👑
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Sarah Beattie Jul 21
what if we’re not dating and I just met the dude behind an arby’s
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Ashley Hesseltine Jul 21
Replying to @AnthonyEzeoke1
You don’t understand how comedy works 🙂
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Desus Nice Jul 19
Nyc is like 100 degrees right now and the mta is garbage but it still beats being part of “$600 mortgage for 5 bedrooms in a state with no sushi” Twitter
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Bonnie McFarlane Jul 20
I can’t believe made a Venmo joke about a guy who beat his pregnant gf.
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Dan Soder Jul 20
Was just told it wasn't that took the joke down, it was Dina's management because she was getting death threats FROM A JOKE. Still, fuck the dude that told on her, his name isn't worth saying.
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Sara Schaefer Jul 20
Just discovered ! Funny comic. I wish the reason I found her wasn’t bc she’s getting death threats over a joke. Online threats are terrifying. People say “ignore the trolls”- but you always wonder, what if one of these trolls is psycho enough to follow through?
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Kyle Ayers Jul 20
Replying to @kyleayers
Also important and obvious to note that I'm 10000% sure that if a man had told the same joke, there wouldn't be relentless harassment and doxxing. If Burr or Chappelle did the bit, people would praise it for being funny and edgy. Hell, if I'd done the joke I'd be fine.
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Ashley Hesseltine Jul 20
A very funny comedian named Dina Hashem made a joke about the late rapper/woman abuser xxxtentacion and Comedy Central had to take it down because she started getting DEATH THREATS. Over a JOKE. There are more enraging details to the story, and I will be doing some RTs.
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