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Donald J. Trump Sep 11
I miss being a kid!
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Travis 24h
Just saw a car drive straight into someone's houses…
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YoungAncientWarrior Dec 3
It needs
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Scott Lincicome Dec 3
Unsurprising. That thing withstood decades of implosions.
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LOGAN Nov 16
the year is 2008. the time: 2:30 AM. you awaken in a sweat. a light illumates your dim room and a sound penetrates the area. you hear the words that come this time every night: “All. My. Friends. Know the low rider.” You see him.
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Meninist Nov 30
**WARNING!!** these 2 men are going around local neighborhoods knocking on doors claiming to be from a plumbing & heating company and asking for entry to your home to check your taps for possible leaks! DO NOT let them in, they ARE NOT plumbers! PLEASE SHARE. THEY ARE DANGEROUS!!
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Big Cat Nov 29
Here's the thing, people who actually watch the morning news are psychos. You lay in bed until the very last minute then rush out of the house in a panic
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Kevin McMahon Nov 27
Now do normal freedom
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A bear Nov 23
I am thankful for forest ghosts.
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YoungAncientWarrior Nov 23
Shopping carts should be banned on black friday. What a clusterfuck
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Logan Act Violator Nov 15
Detroit cops posing as drug dealers tried to arrest Detroit cops posing as drug buyers and then they all had a fistfight in the middle of the street
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Jared Smith Nov 8
*knocks on door* McConaughey: “Do you have a thanksgiving turkey?” Resident: “no, no I don’t” McConaughey: “Be a lot cooler if you did.”
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Blake Anderson Nov 9
Replying to @Rickonia
Turkey is off the fucking hook.
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Stephen King Nov 8
280 characters? Fuck that.
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YoungAncientWarrior Nov 7
I've had a feeling I've been getting more retarded over the years
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Newsweek Nov 4
Trump complained about "fucking raw fish" in Japan in 1990 and ate McDonald's instead
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me irl Nov 5
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Brian 10 Nov 12
If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail.
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Yooper Probz Nov 2
Holy wah, I relate to this at a spiritual level. Dontcha know, eh?!
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Military Support Oct 30
The best costume ever.
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