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Ari Shaffir
American Standup . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NOT verified. Verifying is for people who want to feel elite. We're all equal nobodies.
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Ari Shaffir Jun 15
Great playlist for songs about taking your life back from technology.
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Ari Shaffir Jun 15
Happy Shroomfest!!! What's everybody doing to celebrate?
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Ari Shaffir Jun 14
My new series is here on . It's a reality show with comics. I've always wanted to do a reality show so this was like a dream come true for me!
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Ari Shaffir Jun 14
Los Angeles! There's a great show in the Belly Room of the Comedy Store on Wednesday. and are splitting a show together. They're both killer. It's a no-brainer show you want to see.
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Ari Shaffir Jun 14
2 shows tonight in Columbus! tomorrow. If you're at Bonnaroo, be responsible. "Responsible" means taking enough to hit you hard.
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Ari Shaffir Jun 14
Wanna help with a photoshop? Chuck Pahlaniuk met me in Portland to tell me about the Cacophony Society. Any design you want. "Skeptic Tank 359: The Cacophony Society"
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Ari Shaffir Jun 12
The new Amazing Johnathan documentary is now on YouTube. Definitely watch it. I grew up loving that guy. Plus, directed it!
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UPROXX Jun 12
My Kind Of Town: Comedian finds magic in Giza
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Ari Shaffir Jun 11
God damn this is beautiful. you're amazing!
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Ari Shaffir Jun 11
Fucking walk down the street and see what looks good, you spoiled idiot. You've gone too long living the plush life and forgotten how to travel.
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Ari Shaffir Jun 11
I'm on the new episode of Something's Burning! and team up to make me look anorexic.
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Steve Simeone Jun 10
We got to number one! Thank you to everybody that bought a copy! Especially .
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Ari Shaffir Jun 10
I got a new album commentary podcast. This one is with on his newest album, Jabba. We sat on his balcony and talked like comedians about each track. Listen to it now for free and then buy it for your dad.
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Ari Shaffir Jun 7
I'm coming to Columbus to fuck 's mom and play the Funny Bone. A week from today. Tell your friends who you think would actually like fun, degenerate, hardcore comedy. Hardcore is just about the boner I get when I make callbacks.
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Ari Shaffir Jun 7
Welshmen! I'm playing Cardiff June 25. Glee Club. When's the next time an American comic you've heard of is gonna come to Wales? Get your fucking tickets. I ain't adding a 2nd show.
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Ali Siddiq Jun 3
Boston it My first time Solo in the City My First time Ever Come Let's Have A Good Night Of Great Storytelling and Funny Experiences
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Ari Shaffir Jun 4
Boom! New podcast. Bill Ottman from came over to teach me about crypto currency.
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Punch Drunk Jun 1
The shock collar episode is now live on YouTube, with 's graphic nudity censored. Our friend joined us in studio for this one. Watch here:
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Ari Shaffir Jun 2
wanna help with a Photoshop? any design dream up. Bill Ottman tries to get me to understand crypto currency. Skeptic Tank 357: Fun Bucks
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Ari Shaffir May 31
Dogs are better than kids because if somebody steals your dog they're probably not fucking it.
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