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David Simon
Author, journalist, and TV writer/producer. Angriest Man in Television is faint praise indeed.
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David Simon 5h
At the phrase "exact same" you earned the block. If at this late moment you still can't distinguish between the systematic dismantling of the republic's norms by the GOP and Trump & Democratic failures to achieve a sufficiently progressive agenda using those norms, fuck yourself.
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Michiko Kakutani 20h
Dostoyevsky (continued): “...And having no respect he ceases to love, and in order to occupy and distract himself without love he gives way to passions and coarse pleasures, and sinks to bestiality in his vices, all from continual lying to other men and to himself.” 2/2
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David Simon 18h
Replying to @H_THEOYSTER
You dumb motherfucker. Her own paper just reviewed the corporate docs and, wait for it, wait for it. No Joe Biden. None. Now eat the block, you useless troll.
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David Simon 19h
Seriously, I spent a year going in and out of a Baltimore medical examiner's autopsy room and that is the worst case of livor mortis I've ever seen on a nominally live person. Someone give him a quick shake to be sure.
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David Simon 19h
Note: Your own paper's news division just shit all over you. Your own paper. I mean, Kim, you standing here like a fecal totem to bad journalism, holding up some browned shard of your own fevered imagining. Your own goddam paper.
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David Simon 21h
"I take full responsibility. It's not my fault..." You could literally see the man pause after uttering the first sentence, contemplating just how untenable it is to hold himself responsible and then, in the next breath, bumrushing the rhetorical exit. This is a broken human.
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David Simon 22h
I'm not going to say that I've lost perspective on what is required of Joe Biden tonight, but unless he is interrupted and then walks across the stage to break the mook's jaw with a single thrown punch, I will consider the entire evening a yawning disappointment. I'm gone. I am.
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David Simon 22h
Replying to @Osclin1
You deserve almost anything.
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David Simon 22h
Replying to @profaxe
They do not.
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David Simon 22h
You’re a teacher. It’s your job to suffer fools.
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David Simon Oct 22
Replying to @CarlisleM
No. That was old District of Columbia Hospital. I was born in Washington.
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David Simon Oct 22
Replying to @bethesdaadk
It was District of Columbia.
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David Simon Oct 22
As long as they allow overt lying without the penalty of an administered electrical discharge, Donald Trump and shitbag mouthpieces such as yourself will be able to stay off your knees and refrain from biting spastically through bloated tongues from moment to moment.
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David Simon Oct 22
Replying to @dataylor1
Decision was that of Minkie Spiro, who directed the first three hours.
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David Simon Oct 22
Replying to @TCapoeti
No.
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David Simon Oct 22
Replying to @RobFiks
They helped raise me.
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David Simon Oct 22
Replying to @ChaseMishou
Nice Steve Earle reference.
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David Simon Oct 22
Replying to @ASnilloc
I think that marked the insurance reimburse from Blue Cross.
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David Simon Oct 22
Replying to @ellievet1
Checks were pasted back into the checkbooks on the receipt pages. Think about that.
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