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D. W. Andrews
Papa of 4 - Husband - Purveyor of Automobiles and Literature - meatloaf connoisseur and pasta snob - Creator and Destroyer of Realms
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Kristell Redding Jun 14
"Your lover is dead, sorceress." "I've died a few times before. Vitamin C & a little immortality cures everything." "His death cannot be undone. The Death Gods have vowed this." "Then I'll kill every single god of death & burn down every last Hell that stands in my way."
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Kristell Redding Jun 14
“That spell,” the necromancer said, infernal magic burning in his veins like venom. "Finish it. Summon whatever demon you think will keep me from what I want to know. And after I send it back to Hell one piece at a time, I’ll show you what a real demon is.”
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D. W. Andrews Jun 14
Just one...
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D. W. Andrews Jun 13
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D. W. Andrews Jun 13
Replying to @soeightiesgirl
Nawp
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Kristell Redding Jun 11
"Why aren't my enemies ever just geezers in cheap Halloween costumes?" "A Scooby Doo reference? Really?" the werewolf scoffed. "I drive a van, can rock an ascot & you're more talking dog than human." "Want to be more dead than alive?" "That's it no Scooby Snax for you."
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D. W. Andrews Jun 11
Grant- because who doesn’t want to be a historical figure who has messed up the timeline and is just try ing to fix his mess.
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Dr. BourbonSex... and Coffee. Jun 10
Be more like coffee.
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Kristell Redding Jun 10
The spells she used to ward their motel room last night began to flash, disco-style. "You planning on doing anything useful, Ron?" "Today? No." Issa kicked Excalibur towards the human burrito on the floor. "Sometimes I wonder why we keep you around." "Beer runs." "True."
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D. W. Andrews Jun 10
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Dr. BourbonSex... and Coffee. Jun 9
Inadvertent pickup lines I've gotten from taking my kids' comments out of context number 4,452: "Hey, wanna hop in my mouth?"
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D. W. Andrews Jun 9
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Kristell Redding Jun 9
Issa, V, & Ron are at it again! Check out my blog for a micro story written for (hosted by the wonderful !) featuring our favorite Death-hunting trio, a sleazy Dionysus, & pants-less tree hugging.
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Kristell Redding Jun 9
"All I have to do is sweet talk some fae, how hard can that be?" "The Blackthorn Syndicate kills humans on sight." "... You just love seeing that tiny spark of hope in my eyes fade out & die, don't you?" "I'd be lying if I said it didn't brighten my day a little."
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D. W. Andrews Jun 7
Replying to @KindOfaTrollLOL
Danke!
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D. W. Andrews Jun 6
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!
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D. W. Andrews Jun 6
It’s was a joke... coke vs. Coke©️™️®️
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D. W. Andrews Jun 6
3 Facts... 5 friends... 1) there is no such state as Wyoming 2) Abraham Lincoln invented the internet 3) if you see it on Twitter, it is true
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D. W. Andrews Jun 6
Which McDonalds’ do you get your coke at?
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D. W. Andrews Jun 6
Glass bottles and real sugar for me.
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