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D.W. Andrews
Papa of 4 - Husband - - I have created and destroyed entire planes of existence with only my thumbs.
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Thaddeus Thomas 21h
I want to say something. It's something the younger me needed to hear, but I fear the writers who are ready to hear this already own it. Those who need to hear it, won't.
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Sam Sykes 8h
somewhere along the lines, society stopped thinking ninjas were cool and in hindsight that's really when things started to go bad
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D.W. Andrews 8h
Just a reminder...
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D.W. Andrews 8h
Asked for cornbread this year and got the stink eye from my mother... maybe I do belong in Texhoma
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Corin Nemec 22h
Best Stargate cosplay ever
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Mims the Word Nov 17
I want a medieval monopoly. Castles. Cottages. Shacks. Get out of dungeon free card.
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Amanda Guy Nov 16
Call me petty but one of my main writing goals is walking into the classroom of the English teacher who hated me and told me I wasn’t a good writer and slapping down a copy of my published (and hopefully popular) book.
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D.W. Andrews 11h
Replying to @Chimeraish
The vacuum
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Court 22h
They call me the Liberty Lion Vigilante because I'm ferocious in my pursuit of the corrupt. People are too jaded to stand up to their twisted politicians and that's where I come in. Never underestimate a woman. After all, it's the lionesses that bring down the prey.
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℃hris™️ Nov 17
•Holocaust was legal -People who hid Jews were criminals •Slavery was legal -People who freed slaves were criminals •Segregation was legal -People who stood up for equality and justice were criminals Our government and laws aren’t a guide to human decency and morality.
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🇺🇸🌊JoeInWV 🌊🇺🇸 Nov 17
Unpacked our Nativity scene yesterday. Removed all the Jews, Arabs, and foreigners. Ended up with a jackass and a handful of sheep.
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Meredith Ireland 17h
There are two types of book owners: 1. Sure you can borrow my books 2. My shelves are purely decorative for everyone but me. None of you sticky-fingered weirdos better even look too long One of these types is suspect
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Jay 21h
I've reached that older stage in life, now as a single man again, where I hope washing, drying, folding, ironing, and putting away the laundry can be seen as a turn on
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Death Wish Coffee 13h
Getting up on a Monday would be so much easier if there was a Caribbean ocean out my window
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Graci Kim Nov 17
My heart is so full to announce I'm now represented by the stellar of 🌟 Thank you Carrie for believing in me and my book about modern-day Korean witches, unbreakable sister bonds, and the search for belonging 🐻🐯
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Mark Hamill 19h
Not all the way through.
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Brooding YA Hero 12h
What time period is our historical fantasy world based on? The time of... horses. And swords. And corsets. No further details are needed.
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Elliott Downing 18h
why didn't Gandalf just have the ring flown directly to Mordor by his supersonic moth friend who arrives everywhere 45 seconds earlier than the eagles do
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K Kibbee Nov 17
I wonder, do all split their souls? One half an Amazon...swallowing doubt down with her Wheaties and carrying a quill like a goddamn scepter. The other half, just a dreamer with a paper-thin heart crumpled beside rejections in the trash can?
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D.W. Andrews 17h
Replying to @craytusjones
Yes
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