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Andy Mutch
Dons fan, dad and husband. I like turtles
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Burger King May 18
Dear people of Scotland. We’re selling milkshakes all weekend. Have fun. Love BK
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Anita Sethi May 17
This man on the train to Newcastle just asked me if I had a British passport, told me to “get back on the banana boat” and called me a “paki cunt”. I don’t have a recording of that bit but here he is telling me to “fuck off”
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AFC Fylde May 17
"Happy to sign that off as it is?" "AFC Flynde in the Trophey final. Yes, absolutely perfect." "Great, print a thousand." 🤦‍♂️
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Callum Toone May 16
Got sent this on Facebook hahahahha
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Carole Cadwalladr May 16
The great Cambridge Analytica Rehab Project kicks off with softball interview with former CEO Alexander Nix. Which, um, includes him confessing to bribing St Kitts politician. "Naive," he says. Er, no. It's "criminal". Totally illegal under UK Bribery Act
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Carole Cadwalladr May 16
The wheels fell off the Brexit Party machine, yesterday. And it is a machine. A social media propaganda machine that knows exactly how to play the mainstream media. This was yesterday's mass rally in Merthyr...
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Nat Hinman May 12
THIS IS SO PURE 😭😩
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Didn't Happen of the Year Awards May 15
The absolute state of forging a letter from Tesco like this
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God May 15
Nah. If you know My track record I’m actually more pro-death.
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Carole Cadwalladr May 15
Wow. Another important story about Farage’s funding from . A traffic analysis of Brexit Party’s website shows just 1,200 visitors on day Farage said it got 16,000 PayPal donations. How?? Probably a simple explanation right, ?
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The Sun Apologies May 15
The Sun was more than happy to further ridicule and humiliate Kyle's guests for clicks. They must be gutted at this loss of revenue.
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The Sun Apologies May 15
Always a pleasure to see The Sun warning us all about the dangers of hacking phones. And in not entirely unrelated news, here's how far The Sun is currently going to settle the hundreds of phone hacking cases against it
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Ross Colquhoun May 14
🌊 Scotland accounts for over a third of all of Europe’s operational tidal capacity.
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Caitlin Moran May 14
"Farage has never prevailed in any electoral contest with a turnout of over 40%. So if you want to beat him, ignore him. He is talking to his base. Do not amplify that conversation. Talk to the Remain base. There are millions more than we need out there. Drive up turnout."
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Jon 👍🏻 May 13
Why did your mum have to remind you then? 🤔
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Lidl GB May 14
Things Aldi also claim to have invented: 1. Irn Bru 2. Haggis 3. The Proclaimers 4. Yer Da Selling Avon
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Seb Dance MEP May 14
My granny worked as a typist to the German Ambassador to the Soviet Union, Graf von Schulenberg. He was executed in 1944 for plotting against Hitler. Half her family were wiped out. She saw what nationalism did and led to. So no, she wouldn’t want a f**ing cup of tea with him.
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James Felton May 14
I was worried about climate change because of the scientific consensus based on 137 years of climate data, but then a publication funded by oil billionaires noticed that a 16-year-old has ASD and now I don’t know what to think.
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Sunderland AFC May 12
Congratulations to , who have joined by becoming six-time champions of England. The race to seven is on... 👀😂
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James Felton May 13
Say what you like about massive racists, they've sent struggling milkshake sales rocketing
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