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Andy Mutch
Dons fan, dad and husband. I like turtles
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Sir Mix-A-Lot 4h
Replying to @IncredibleCulk
In 1992 I felt it was absolutely necessary to expose the drawbacks of pancake ass while simultaneously pointing out the benefits of a juicy round mound.
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Juris 9h
Majestic mattress flight at Denver’s 'open air bed' cinema gone wrong. Quite a sight.
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Men's Corner Aug 15
Killer whale uses a fish as bait
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Andy Mutch 11h
Lazio after big Sammy? 🤔
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Alan Ferrier Aug 19
Tell you what Ian, old chap. Give me my 40 years of pension contributions back and I’ll make my own arrangements. No? Well, in that case you’re nothing but a morally bereft thief. But of course we knew that already.
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Tony Robinson Aug 19
It’s not that I begrudge members of parliament a summer holiday it’s just that ... yes I do! Get back here right now you ineffectual factional wankers and sort out Johnson’s brexit mess before the whole country goes down the swanny.
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Chris Skidmore Aug 19
The saddest story Roald Dahl ever wrote- on the death of his daughter Olivia from measles. This is a deadly, highly infectious disease- if you haven’t had your child appropriately vaccinated, please do so. We must not go backwards
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Brendan May Aug 18
I have no idea which genius made it, but it was worth the creation of Monty Python for this alone. It’s perfect.
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The Columnist Aug 19
1. Brexit has taken another strange turn with the announcement (again) of the end of FoM on October 31, the government’s rejection of the previous government’s interim approach to FoM, and the promise of an as yet unspecified approach. So what’s going on?
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⭐️DUTH ⭐️🇦🇹 Aug 18
Hearts team for the 1/4 final leaked The Undertaker Randy Savage Geoff Capes The Ultimate Warrior Hacksaw Jim Duggan Tessa Sanderson Roddy Piper Giant Haystacks Alan Kimble Catweasle Fatima Whitbread
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Darwin Award 🔞 Aug 18
No ones got talent. (🎥 Via )
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Andy Mutch Aug 19
I’d call this one ‘The Sacrificial Lamb’
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Adam Kay Aug 19
Your periodic reminder that measles isn’t a disease that makes you “a bit spotty”. It’s not a childhood rite of passage like nits. It kills children. There’s no magic treatment. Vaccinate your kids.
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Pie and Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Aug 19
8 consecutive league titles 9 consecutive domestic trophies Historic treble treble winners Top of the league 12 goals scored in first 2 league games QF of the League Cup Still in European competition £40m odd in the Bank Disco Lights Give me some of that thin!
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ColinTheWarriorMonkey Aug 18
Replying to @SkyNews
well done Antivaxxers - take a bow. Now if you could just attend the funerals of children who die from it and explain to their parents how much better off their dead children are, that would be great.
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nazir afzal Aug 19
I am sure Prince Andrew is “appalled” with Epstein’s sexual abuse of women & children I’m sure he was “appalled” when he visited him 2yrs after he FIRST got convicted But Meghan, she eats avocado & that causes murder & drought
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Dmitry Grozoubinski Aug 18
Reminder: When New Zealand lost preferential access to its traditional export market (the UK), its economy and standard of living cratered and took 20 years to recover. This despite a transition period and their massive tariff free quotas into the EU (which the UK won't get).
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Robert Aug 18
Those were the days, my friends. I thought they'd never end.
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Tom Peck Aug 19
Gove 2016: “The day after we vote to leave, we hold all the cards and we can choose the path we want.“ Gove 2019: “The food shortages won’t be that bad.”
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Benonwine Aug 18
The Oscar for best death or dying by a duck goes to. 😂👍♥️
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