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Andy Young
DIRECTOR/EDITOR: comedy 🎥 WRITER: 📝 CAT OWNER: cat 🐱
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B-Jones Nov 12
*A white dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill* His Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Dad: "You guys ready to rock and roll?"
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Hello police I’d like to report a murder
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Mahyar Sorour Nov 12
Welcome to the 116th Congress!!
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Andy Young Nov 12
Replying to @stefabsky
Will Ferrell & Adam McKay’s doctor sketch. It’s perfect. I acted the entire thing out in front of Kate McKinnon once
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Andy Young Nov 12
I know I say this about everything he makes but this talk is required viewing:
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Andy Young Nov 12
Replying to @bignosebug
I feel the same way about Detective Pikachu. None of this “fainting” BS I’m hungry for Pokéblood
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Sara Sorrentino Nov 12
The years have not been kind to lounge singer jigglypuff
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Andy Young Nov 12
Replying to @SaraSorrentino
Had this trailer dropped a week earlier we’d be seeing so many “me voting in 2016/18” memes of this
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Andy Young Nov 12
Thank you Stan Lee
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Rick Pescatore, DO Nov 10
Hi, Satan! I'm an ER doc. If you add up every gummy bear, cue ball, or copy of your shitty books Ive pulled out of orifices, it doesnt even approach the number of moms Ive had to tell their kids are dead from guns. Stick w/the xenophobia+racism youre so good at and GTFO our lane.
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Meelz 💪🏾 Jul 4
Nah, but Bandit Keith was wilding. This a card game man.
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Andy Young Nov 11
Kat is so freaking nice/talented/cool and I still feel so blessed I got to have her as a teacher at UT. A thousand happybirthdays, !
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Emmanuel Macron Nov 11
Patriotism is the exact opposite of nationalism. Nationalism is a betrayal of patriotism. By putting our own interests first, with no regard for others, we erase the very thing that a nation holds dearest, and the thing that keeps it alive: its moral values.
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Ken Olin Nov 10
85 year old Ruth Bader Ginsberg broke three ribs and returned to work in a few days. Donald Trump wouldn’t stand in a drizzle to honor our soldiers. Some men just don’t have the stamina to lead.
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Sam Malcolm Nov 9
. my dog keeps barking at all the horses in Can you release a patch where the cowboys can drive cars (not big scary ones like trucks tho)?
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Andy Young Nov 10
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
🖕🤪🖕
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Keith Calder Nov 9
If you’re trying to figure out what to do this weekend, you can now rent/buy BLINDSPOTTING on iTunes, Amazon, and other digital platforms.
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Derek Papa Nov 9
If you heard me on Caboose today, It’s true, I can’t support the Raiders anymore. And here’s why
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Andy Young Nov 9
EVERYTHING MATTRESS won the Audience Award For Narrative Short ! Congrats  to Chase & the whole cast/crew, this was so fun to cut and I can’t wait for people to see it
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New Beverly Cinema Nov 8
📽 The New Beverly re-opens December 1st and we look forward to sharing next month’s schedule with you very soon 🎟🍿
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