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Andy Richter
actor/writer from Midwestern U.S., married to , father of two
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Adam Serwer 🍝 5h
A funny thing is how often media reports describe minorities fighting for basic constitional rights as “identity politics” and actual white identity politics is described in euphemism.
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Andy Richter 51m
I know this is going to make ppl indignant, but come on, this isn’t that far off from some of our shit
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Dan Zak 7h
During a break for "Meet the Press" this morning, there was a dark, urgent political ad that referenced "violence," "gang rape," the "rise of socialism," & "undefended open borders," while depicting riots. "Voting for ANY Democrat gets you all of that," the narrator said. [1/x]
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Patti Harrison 5h
A terrifying attempt to exhaust trans, GNC, and Non-binary people out of existence. Trans people alone do not have the numbers/capital to successfully advocate for and defend ourselves politically! Cis people, we need ya!
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Brandon Friedman 1h
This is why early voting is important. If your state allows it, vote as soon as you can. YOU WILL MAKE THE LINE SHORTER FOR SOMEONE ON ELECTION DAY.
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Andy Richter 2h
Check out Christopher Lee’s big toe thumbs
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Andy Richter 3h
That’s hot
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Andy Richter 3h
I would eat a human foot if you put pickled red onions on it
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Andy Richter 4h
Replying to @BrianStack153
I knew this tweet was nerd bait! Bullies are on their way!
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Andy Richter 4h
Replying to @_Brendonsmall
YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE
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Andy Richter 4h
Replying to @AndyRichter
This is what Jesus wrote in everybody’s yearbook, BTW
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Andy Richter 4h
Every guitar solo ever could have been shorter
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Andy Richter 4h
If I am to be famous for any one thing, let it be my humility
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Andy Richter 5h
Zeppelin became so huge that he forgot how to sit in a car. Its sad, really
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Andy Richter 5h
Replying to @Manglewood
You can get in big trouble if you don’t say shit like that
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Tom Watson 8h
There are maybe 7,000 people in the so-called "caravan" of poor Guatemalans in Mexico. We are a nation of 328M people. Our media is playing into Trump's hands, and contributing to xenophobia. It's a disgrace. Call them out.
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Andy Richter 6h
Replying to @BethStelling
I pray to god he doesn’t catch wind of this and I thank god you can afford wifi
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Dewayne “Not Dwayne” Perkins Oct 19
If you’re ever with me and someone comes up to me and starts talking and I don’t introduce you, it’s strictly because I don’t remember their name. So please feel free to be a dope person and introduce yourself so I can then hear said name and pretend I knew it the whole time.
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Natalie Walker 9h
This paragraph/photo combination is my college experience
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Jim Acosta 23h
Don’t be fooled by the continued demonization of immigrants. Voter fraud in this country is actually very rare. What we should be on the lookout for is Russian meddling.
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