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Alt Fed Employee
Veteran. Lover of facts, intelligence, science, and humor. Speaks sarcasm fluently. Kind to children and animals. Hates Trump. Not a WH leaker.
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Scott Stedman 19h
BREAKING: Judge orders Deutsche Bank to comply with the Congressional subpoena for Trump's banking records.
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Alt Fed Employee 19h
It's not enough to just impeach Trump unless we impeach every GOP piece of shit that has helped him cover-up his multitude of criminal acts
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Alt Fed Employee 19h
But guys... the guy who paid his fixer $130K of campaign funds to ensure the news his affair with a porn star wouldn't break, then denied it, then admitted it but denied where the money came from, then admitted that but denied it was a crime... he doesn't do cover-ups ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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ɯ ᴉ ʇ ɥ May 21
me, not an intellectual: theres no way katie porter was asking about cookies ben carson, a brain surgeon: she was definitely asking about oreos
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Ida Skibenes ❄️ May 22
Raise your hand if you’re sick and tired of your uterus being objectified, your opinions ignored, your basic rights denied, your nipples sexualized, your vagina debated, your body violated and your anger underestimated.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! May 21
The ONLY reason Ben Carson has a job in the trump admin is because Spanky McDumbass needed a Black guy who was dumber than him to serve as his token. That's IT. The guy is a moron who spent $8K for a dishwasher, and doesn't know the BASICS about his job. The swamp is DEEP.
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Alt Fed Employee May 21
Replying to @HoarseWisperer
How boring. You need to step it up a bit.
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Alt Fed Employee May 21
The White House is now Fox news.
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Molly Jong-Fast May 21
I did not have drinking Bleach out of spite on my apocalyptic hellscape bingo card but now I do.
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The Volatile Mermaid May 20
Conservatives: Children aren’t ready to see gay marriage on TV. Also conservatives: Children are ready to give birth to their rapists’ babies.
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Alt Fed Employee May 21
Yes, thanks
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Alt Fed Employee May 21
Where is ?
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Alt Fed Employee May 21
I would give Ben Carson a break if he had thought it was REO Speedwagon. At least the letters would be the same.
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Alt Fed Employee May 21
Apparently Instagram thinks I only like puppies and hot german male models... Also, this may be why I'm on Instagram a lot more lately 🤣
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Alt Fed Employee May 21
Replying to @1capplegate
I will seriously have to watch it just for this 😂
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Alt Fed Employee May 21
You cannot force a person to donate a kidney or even bone marrow for any reason - life or death, so why should women be forced to donate their uterus?
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Kellywise the Clown May 20
Trump promising to reveal his “really great” healthcare plan after the 2020 election is the exact same as the Nigerian prince promising to send you lots & lots of money only after you first send your bank account & personal info🙄
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Hillary Clinton May 20
The boy is the second child to have died in CBP custody in the past week.
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Alt Fed Employee May 20
It's almost like people start using social media without ever trying to figure out how it works 🤔😂
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Alt Fed Employee May 20
Replying to @GrassrootsSpeak
In so sorry for your loss ❤
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