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Alt Fed Employee
Veteran. Lover of facts, intelligence, science, and humor. Speaks sarcasm fluently. Kind to children and animals. Hates Trump. Not a WH leaker.
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Alt Fed Employee 2h
Suddenly the people who screamed about a false conspiracy of uranium & Russia don't care about nuclear technology illegally given to Saudis by the administration under investigation for collusion with Russia
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Andrew Goss ✊USAF✊ 10h
I trust Andrew McCabe over Donald J. Trump. I trust James Comey over Donald J. Trump. I trust the FBI over Donald J. Trump. For fucks sake, I trust Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, & Easter Bunny over Donald J. Trump.
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NPR Politics 4h
JUST IN: Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released an interim report based on multiple whistleblowers who say the Trump administration is rushing to transfer sensitive U.S. nuclear technology to Saudi Arabia in violation of federal law.
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The Volatile Mermaid 3h
Whoever wins the Democratic primary 2020
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Alt Fed Employee 2h
Replying to @siano2020
I get like this too. Think about closing this account also. Somehow I always end up back here, good luck & I hope you are ok.
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Philippe Reines 9h
Hillary Clinton, 70 Won 2016 Popular Vote by 2,864,903 Won 2016 Primaries by 3,708,294 Media: go away. Bernie Sanders, age 77 Lost 2016 Primaries by 3,708,294 votes Media: WELCOME BACK!
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Alt Fed Employee 4h
Listen... can we just put an age cap on presidential nominees for 2020? It would really help weed out some bad eggs...
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Alt Fed Employee Feb 18
Happy Presidents Day! (unless you have said: shithole countries, bleeding from her whatever, sleepy eyes, grab them by the pussy, Pocahontas, Obama is from Kenya, fat pig, crooked Hillary, if she wasn't my daughter I'd fuck her, shoot someone on 5th Ave, bone spurs, or horseface)
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Alt Fed Employee Feb 17
is trending. That is all.
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Alt Fed Employee Feb 17
Obviously not the real me, but young Amy Poehler is pretty close 😂
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Molly Jong-Fast Feb 17
This has to have Trump a little worried.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! Feb 17
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Why put quotation marks on "people?" Are they not people? Are they hamberders? Covfefe Boarders? Smocking guns? Damn, even soylent green is people. But YOU are the "president." See what I did there, dumbass?
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Alt Fed Employee Feb 16
I have called into work and told them I certainly cannot brave the treacherous roads filled with possible bad hombres. Sadly they said stop playing and get your ass in on time. I don't understand. Maybe they have been compromised.
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Alt Fed Employee Feb 16
Newsflash: Taking a possible faked hate crime and waving it around like a rebel flag does not erase all other hate crimes
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The Children are still MISSING Feb 16
For dessert, I had Key Lime pie. Then I realized...Key Limes are also known as *Mexican lime*...which means they've infiltrated further than we thought. We may be too late for that wall. I sighed, and ordered a 2nd slice.
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jordan Feb 16
So many black and brown people are in jail for having substantially less pot than this
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Alt Fed Employee Feb 16
Let's compromise and say "life"
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William LeGate Feb 16
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
You’re threatening to release ISIS fighters? Are you serious?!
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Alt Fed Employee Feb 16
He definitely spit in all the condiments
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Alt Fed Employee Feb 16
But... but... I thought he was busy building a wall right now?
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