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Alt Fed Employee
Veteran. Lover of facts, intelligence, science, and humor. Speaks sarcasm fluently. Kind to children and animals. Hates Trump. Not a WH leaker.
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Alt Fed Employee 2h
**not surprised emoji**
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Alt Fed Employee 2h
Replying to @girlsreallyrule
They totally could have arrived at separate times and saved her having to deal with the publicity. He's an asshole.
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Amee Vanderpool 6h
All I can think about as I'm watching Michael Cohen arrive for his sentencing in a New York courtroom today is how pathetic you would have to be to use your daughter and her crutch as a prop for sympathy.
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Tony Posnanski 3h
Fuck the wall just put Ann Coulter at the border and no one will want to come here.
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Alt Fed Employee 3h
The president's fixer & longtime personal lawyer is going to prison for felonies directly ordered by the president which the president has denied. But at least he didn't lie about one blowjob, amirite ?
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Preet Bharara 3h
The President’s former personal lawyer and “fixer” is going to prison for three years. In part for conduct he and SDNY say was directed by the President. This is a stunning moment, even at a time when it feels hard to be stunned.
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Alt Fed Employee 4h
I just hope Michael Cohen's tapes were good.
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The Hoarse Whisperer 4h
I hope Sean Hannity torches Michael Cohen... ...and then Cohen feels chatty about his calls with Hannity.
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Alt Fed Employee 9h
This is not true. Employees do not always get back pay. Essential employees on leave during a furlough do not get paid. Sometimes they make essential employees cancel their leave and work. Sounds fucking awesome for those with holiday plans. Not to mention back pay can take weeks
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AltForestService Dec 11
Replying to @Alt_FedEmployee
Really makes ya feel good about your decision to serve your country, doesn’t it? I know I enjoy getting kicked in the nuts over and over again, all while being told how it’s all my own fault for risking my life, sacrificing time with my family, and helping strangers.
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Alt Fed Employee Dec 11
Replying to @AltForestServ
Right? Such thanks we get.
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Alt Fed Employee Dec 11
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
He was a Republican until you
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Alt Fed Employee Dec 11
There are almost 3 million americans employed by the federal government. 635,266 of them are veterans. Trump wants to stop their wages just prior to Christmas over funding for a wall he promised Mexico would pay for. Merry Christmas!
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Ian Bowers Dec 11
This is definitely going to help that whole trade war thing.
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Dan Rather Dec 11
White House Chief of Staff is usually one of the most sought after jobs in the country. Apparently (and understandably) that's not the case today. I can't help but think of that old card from Monopoly - "You have won second prize in a beauty contest, collect $10."
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Alt Fed Employee Dec 11
Replying to @crehage
People who are offended by being "politically correct" have no sense of empathy for others. It's beyond selfish, I don't know how to describe it in one tweet but I always think about how awful it is to care more about defending a rude word than the people it hurts.
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Alt Fed Employee Dec 11
Most world leaders fluently speak several languages. Trump has an entire political party defending his inability to spell simple words in English. Be proud
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Alt Fed Employee Dec 11
Genius plan to make the US appear to be run by a moron with dementia. What possible gains would come from a world leader pretending to be a fucking idiot? Other than an embarrassment to our global reputation.
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Ted Lieu Dec 11
It's . That means more boring, repetitive and false tweets from about our border. No, Democrats do not support open borders. Oh, and one of the best ways to prevent disease is for to stop sabotaging our health care.
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Alt Fed Employee Dec 11
Replying to @zachbraff
Sometimes I assume he does it on purpose. I can't decide which is worse, a president that purposely appears ignorant or one who can't even spell smoking.
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