Twitter | Search | |
Alt. U.S. Press Sec.
Hello, I am the Alternative United States Press Secretary. All of my statements have a basis in reality.
2,389
Tweets
1,118
Following
44,886
Followers
Tweets
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. retweeted
ALT- Immigration 🛂 32m
BREAKING: FBI director threatened to resign after Sessions and Trump pressured him to fire McCabe no big deal right?
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 26m
30% tariff on solar panels... Because they’re economically outcompeting coal.
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. retweeted
LOLGOP 5h
Wow. The R is particularly unlikable and hostile to workers. May be a real race.
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 4h
Replying to @LOLGOP
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 4h
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 4h
Let’s not forget his opponent literally tortured people at Abu Ghraib!
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 4h
said could win. Everyone told use we were delusional. He’s now polling within the margin of error.
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. retweeted
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. Jan 21
Donate to ! ✅ UPenn J.D. ✅ U.S. Marine ✅ Military Prosecutor ✅ U.S. Attorney ❌ Didn't literally torture people in Abu Ghraib then make a career out of advising others about it, like his opponent .
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. retweeted
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 23h
"The threats of electrocution, of attacks by dogs, recommended by Saccone are also clearly illegal under the Convention Against Torture." see *Mainstreaming Torture*, Oxford Univ. Press. "I was Trump before Trump was Trump," Saccone boasted.
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 5h
One guy’s a Marine Prosecutor and AUSA. The other’s a war criminal. This isn’t red or white wine. This is white water or arsenic.
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 7h
Begs the question of the $130k check...
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 21h
Hey folks! Thought you maybe you could use a little extra firepower.
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 21h
His opponent wants to dismantle the separation of Church and State, and worked as a torturer at Abu Ghraib. So hold your nose and vote for the sane adult.
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 22h
FYSA , we can connect you to people who fix it, but your digital operations aren't up to snuff. Where's your virtual phone banking, community events, self-organizing capabilities? To win you must join . Harness us w/ technology. We can show you how.
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 22h
Rick Saccone's job was to torture people then write papers on why it was morally acceptable. 's job was to put criminals in prison, and ensure the innocent went free. The God-fearing people of the Pennsylvania 18th know character, and they know how to judge it.
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. retweeted
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 23h
has what, natural +18T lean? We've won in 30T+ precincts. , you have no idea what's about to happen. Your opponent just gained more in free media than you will raise from your next five fundraisers. Your race just went national. And the $$? 🤣 -
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 22h
Replying to @AltUSPressSec
March 13th, 2018. Mark your calendars, .
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 22h
March 13th, 2018. Mark your calendars, .
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 22h
It's Capitain America vs. a murderbot, people. This one's not hard.
Reply Retweet Like
Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 22h
The Special Election in is fucking comical. A Democrat - Former Marine Judge Advocate, Prosecutor, and Assistant U.S. Attorney, Captain Lamb . Pictured below (left.) Vs. Republican - Directed people be tortured at Abu Ghraib in Iraq & still advocates torture.
Reply Retweet Like