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Alt. U.S. Press Sec.
Hello, I am the Alternative United States Press Secretary. All of my statements have a basis in reality.
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 2h
Replying to @hey_jay_pee
It was part of a Whig pamphlet circulated heavily in the American colonies, which inspired the founders. It’s inscribed on monuments in D.C., fairly well-known.
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 11h
Replying to @Alt_Mars
Lol, strictly legal ideas please.
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
The boycotts when their stars go truly egregious have a definite effect. O'Reilly's off the air, Hannity's on the ropes, Ingraham's on the verge. And they're losing in the ratings to . I suppose the best strategy we have is to just keep them off-kilter.
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
Replying to @AngryBlackLady
Me too, Imani. Me too.
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
Replying to @AltUSPressSec
It's an entire alternate narrative of reality, consumed by its viewers as constant background propaganda, and propaganda is a poison that kills you drop by drop... It's State Television for Trump. I don't know how to fight that fight. I'm hoping someone does.
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
So , the courts, and the media have neutralized most of the truly nightmarish parts of Trump's agenda. With regard to media, social media belongs to , MSM is waking up.... The biggest advantage Trump has left for which we have no counter is Fox News.
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
Replying to @shewhopersists
Yes. But you can win in 2004 without winning in 2000. Anyway, I'm counting it.
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
Replying to @AltSamPiper @kanyewest
Yeah, like an actual Hobbit. Lives in a hole, adventures with Gandalf. Whole nine yards.
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
Replying to @AltSamPiper @kanyewest
I forget her name. She's a Hobbit IIRC
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
Replying to @thehill
Dibs on the corner of the Resolute Desk!
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
Replying to @thehill
Soooo... He's literally just chopping up the furniture now?
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
Replying to @thehill
Soooo... He's literally just chopping up the furniture now?
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
Replying to @YoRosesYo @kanyewest
Does he? Because he doesn't seem to know how that story ends...😅
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
Replying to @kanyewest
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
Replying to @kanyewest
"My wife is the Marie Antoinette of our time." - Kanye Seriously dude, is this just an extended nervous breakdown we're watching?
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
Replying to @kanyewest
"My wife is the Marie Antoinette of our time." - Kanye Seriously dude, is this just an extended nervous breakdown we're watching?
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H.I. Succio 12h
because I was teaching on 9-11. because my dad was an immigrant. because I was raised to believe there was no room for grace, outside of my family's fundamentalist church. because I believe in the resistance.
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 12h
to stop radicals from turning our country over to a corrupt, xenophobic, unstable shadow of a man. to give voice to the civil servants who serve our Nation for little pay or glory often directly in harms way. to join .
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Alt. U.S. Press Sec. 13h
Replying to @NannetteDay3 @FoxNews
The Russian propaganda is the cause of the really severe "civil war", "lock them up", "deport them", talk of fracturing the country, and Nazi revival. The extremism, and level of hatred that didn't exist before 2017 is on them. Failure to sell Pres. Obama's successes is on Dems.
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