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Dave Strauss
sweeping up peas and crayons in a family friendly restaurant. Unfair reputation for misery, hater of modern football
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Dave Strauss 9h
Give El Neny the £350k a week
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Dave Strauss 11h
Replying to @jbaseball44
Have you seen it?
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Dave Strauss 12h
Replying to @MeatPeter
That’s as good as it gets
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Dave Strauss 12h
I’ve heard it’s really good
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Dave Strauss 15h
One noticeable change this week on trains is that almost all teenagers wearing masks properly. Makes you want to hug the brilliant fuckers but probably best not to.
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Dave Strauss 15h
Replying to @KEVINELDRIDGE4
😂😂😂
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Dave Strauss 18h
Replying to @chrispou
They’re fucking mental Chris
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Dave Strauss 18h
Replying to @thepubgeek
Great movie
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Dave Strauss 18h
I mean, as a country we will look back and realise we never really stood a chance.
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Dave Strauss 18h
Replying to @rexgoldsmith
Like a black cab
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Dave Strauss Oct 21
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Dave Strauss Oct 21
They are immune from that coffee they drink
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Dave Strauss Oct 21
Replying to @jonnorris12
Zero enforcement anywhere. Trains, buses etc. Haven’t seen a train guard do anything about masks in last 20 hours on trains and every time they strike it’s about customer safety and how important they are to it
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Dave Strauss Oct 21
In an era where premier league teams would give Robert Mugabe the number 9 shirt if he banged in 20 a season we are now meant to believe Arsenal binned Mesut because of his views on China
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Dave Strauss Oct 20
The Bastogne episode is exceptional
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Dave Strauss Oct 20
Replying to @Arselona
Warm weather fan(me too)
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Dave Strauss Oct 20
Replying to @Kiiitch
Disgusting
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Dave Strauss Oct 20
Replying to @KEVINELDRIDGE4
Never got started
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Dave Strauss Oct 20
Replying to @HawksmoorLondon
I’m trying to work out if that’s a SE London elitist tweet or your pandering to your new right wing audience. In Poole today and this town is floating on a sea of balsamic glaze
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Dave Strauss Oct 20
Replying to @willywanka
If it stays like this I think he’s done.
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