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Alineababy
I like food, haikus / I once got busy in a / Burger King bathroom
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Alineababy Mar 29
First time at In-n-Out burger. From the size of the people here I'm surprised it's not called "Stuck".
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Alineababy Mar 29
. People have gestated and raised babies in the amount of time I've been on line at LAS
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Alineababy Mar 26
How is going to know who is gay?
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Alineababy Mar 26
isn't going to lose all business - it's the perfect state for ISIS to set up shop!
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Alineababy Mar 25
Thanks to and for a rockin 90s meal! ❤️Kris Kross, Alanis, & Dieter
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Alineababy Mar 23
I think it's time for you to come up w a nickname for the Spanish duo!
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Alineababy Mar 23
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Alineababy Mar 23
Sign #122 that Eataly is going out of business by 2016 - "We only serve soft-serve gelato in New York now".
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Alineababy Mar 22
violation
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Alineababy Mar 21
Maybe it was a competition to shoot her and he shot her best?
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Alineababy Mar 21
Dennis Lehane's new book is set in Ybor City. I thought you should know that.
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Alineababy Mar 19
The real question is who has sex more awkwardly
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Alineababy Mar 16
Anyone else worry that any voice message you leave may wind up on a album?
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Alineababy Mar 16
BREAKING SPRING STYLE NEWS: Birkenstocks still make you look like a douchebag hobbit.
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Alineababy Mar 16
I have 3 but I only like 1 of them.
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Alineababy Mar 15
pt 2 With carmelized onion It'll be more legendary than And be talked about from to
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Alineababy Mar 15
Not in 140 characters! I can limerick though: When Hot Doug and Piece Pizza ally, The result is a beautiful pie. (con't)
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Alineababy Mar 15
Dayum Gurl! That Atomic pie . is haiku-worthy! Atomic Pizza with flaming hot sausage From a fiery Sohn
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Alineababy Mar 15
If you're 40ish and want to feel 80ish, go walk around Wicker Park.
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Alineababy Mar 15
That moment when you realized you fucked up on step 3 of an project and you're on step 40 and you kill your entire family
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