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Alineababy
I like food, haikus / I once got busy in a / Burger King bathroom
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Alineababy Jul 27
Did you read The Dying Grass as an ebook or on paper?
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Alineababy Jul 20
. You rock. Haiku for you: Foodie on diet? These salads are Fresh like Will. Please keep them coming
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Alineababy Jul 19
Imagine how different would be if they all had
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Alineababy Jun 30
is rad.
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Alineababy Jun 27
Saskatoons, bitches!
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Alineababy Jun 23
What is Jason Biggs doing that he isn't in ? Another American Pie?
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Alineababy Jun 23
Bringing a box of donuts to the office this am, but they're gonna be vegan donuts, b/c fuck everyone I work with.
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Alineababy Jun 17
Nobody will show you their penis Except josh
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Alineababy Jun 15
if there are 150 of them then they win
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Alineababy Jun 15
If the win I will have sex with the first 150 people who RT this.
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Tampa Bay Lightning Jun 15
no. He's a lightning fan obviously.
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Alineababy Jun 15
God does not appear to be a fan.
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Alineababy Jun 9
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Alineababy Jun 9
If could just get the ball into the basket, they'd be doing much better.
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Alineababy Jun 9
Is it just me or does look like he's gonna actually be really funny in ?
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Alineababy Jun 8
Just coined a new term at Maggie Daley Park : Helicopter MILF
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Alineababy Jun 6
you must RT when this gets 69 favs
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Alineababy Jun 5
when you're trying to get your dingus out of your undies to pee and you realize you're on line at Target.
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Alineababy Jun 4
would be an acceptable substitute?
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Alineababy Jun 4
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