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Alineababy
I like food, haikus / I once got busy in a / Burger King bathroom
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Alineababy 10h
he's got plenty of time ...
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Alineababy 10h
Built to mess things up?
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Alineababy 11h
If you haven't been to yet then go wait outside - I'm sending a car to take you there.
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Alineababy 15h
I almost want the to lose tonight so that can keep calling games. Almost...
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Alineababy 16h
he has beaucoup kronor or whatever the fuck Fins eat
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Alineababy 22h
that guy at carnivore probably picked them all
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Alineababy Apr 24
Thanks for caring
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Alineababy Apr 24
Kids are not able to get medical help bc of your poor service. Please DM a number I can call where someone answers
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Alineababy Apr 24
3rd unexplained multi-hour outage in 3 days in our pediatric office. No answers. You suck.
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Alineababy Apr 23
Good to see that Hinrich didn't lose his ability to miss open 3's.
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Alineababy Apr 23
So at least there will be a Game 5
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Alineababy Apr 23
If Salted Caramel has listeria, then I guess I'll get listeria. It'll be worth every symptom.
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Alineababy Apr 23
Larry Bird still has it!
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Alineababy Apr 23
You need to call
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Alineababy Apr 22
Is there a better song to karaoke than Suzanne Vega's 'Luka'?
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Alineababy Apr 22
It was fucking awesome.
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Alineababy Apr 22
Starting today, I'm only using organic things.
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Alineababy Apr 22
Even their 10¢ ramen beats Whole Foods
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Alineababy Apr 22
"Jewel sushi is actually pretty good" he said, right before I buried a fork deep in his skull
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Alineababy Apr 20
There will be no Big Macs in Chicago tonight.
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