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Alineababy
I like food, haikus / I once got busy in a / Burger King bathroom
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Alineababy 5h
Patrick Kane is obviously guilty. Derrick Rose is not. How do people not see this?
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Alineababy Aug 24
Awesome. I'm buying an extra copy of your book just for this !
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Alineababy Aug 23
The Atomic Pizza . is literally the greatest thing any man or lady could put in their mouth(s).
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Alineababy Aug 22
If you go to Syria, you shouldn't be allowed to leave. Nothing good ever comes from Syria.
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Alineababy Aug 21
Investing in a restaurant has just become the 2nd worst way to spend your $.
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Alineababy Aug 19
Is it too soon to make a joke about a Subway 2"?
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Alineababy Aug 18
. "points" are about as valuable as a Reichsmark. 5 million points gets you Tic Tacs.
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Alineababy Aug 14
Guys try not to panic but Chicago is under attack or something I'm on hold w 311 right now
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Alineababy Aug 14
This blueberry juice from . is so good that I don't care that I won't be able to send my kid to college.
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Alineababy Aug 7
Haiku for : John Prine, Bruce Springsteen Dig his songwriting skills You should listen too
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Alineababy Aug 6
Can you please call and tell him to release that #1989 cover album asap? He seems to listen to you
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Alineababy Aug 5
There is literally nothing more satisfying in the world than smelling your own asparagus pee.
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Alineababy Aug 2
Good knight!
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Alineababy Jul 27
Did you read The Dying Grass as an ebook or on paper?
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Alineababy Jul 20
. You rock. Haiku for you: Foodie on diet? These salads are Fresh like Will. Please keep them coming
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Alineababy Jul 19
Imagine how different would be if they all had
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Alineababy Jun 30
is rad.
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Alineababy Jun 27
Saskatoons, bitches!
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Alineababy Jun 23
What is Jason Biggs doing that he isn't in ? Another American Pie?
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Alineababy Jun 23
Bringing a box of donuts to the office this am, but they're gonna be vegan donuts, b/c fuck everyone I work with.
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