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•lex•
wears your grandmas clothes, listens to your dads music
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•lex• Jan 18
Took over two hours to get a pizza delivered from a down the street. Then I had to walk to meet the driver & the pizza was cold 😩
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•lex• Dec 31
NYE? More like BYE
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•lex• Dec 23
Critiquing chefs on while eating instant ramen
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Netflix US Dec 21
he's making a list he's checking it twice he's gonna find out who's
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ScottLeGere Dec 15
Dear Twin Cities, your outpouring of love & support for the community has been absolutely beautiful. You have provided free food, offered beds, and so much more. Loving one’s neighbors is what it means to see light in the darkness
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•lex• Dec 16
my life is in shambles ahaha
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Chanel Dec 16
Today will be our last graduation if someone doesn’t
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•lex• Dec 15
I'm absolutely heartbroken. 💔
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•lex• Dec 15
I'm full of SNOT and ANGST
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•lex• Dec 14
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•lex• Dec 13
I will never be able to date someone who doesn't like coffee.
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•lex• Dec 12
THERE WAS A COCKROACH IN MY BATHROOM AND I KILLED HIM AND NOW IM AFRAID HIS COCKROACH FAMILY IS GONNA COME AFTER ME
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•lex• Dec 12
If you haven't had at least one meltdown, is it really ?
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•lex• Dec 10
my life is a sore neck from too much head banging and I'm ok with that
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•lex• Dec 9
just heard for the first time on congrats guys !!
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•lex• Dec 5
@ everyone who doesn't believe in the Oxford comma: I don't need that kind of negativity in my life
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ClickHole Dec 5
A Second Chance: This Amazing Organization Helps Disgraced Pedophiles Rebuild Their Lives By Getting Them Elected To Political Office
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•lex• Nov 29
what do you mean coffees not a meal
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•lex• Nov 27
S/O to my neighbors for dealing with me learning how to play harmonica. Also, I'm sorry
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