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Alex Schmidt
comedy writer, winner, podcaster, good website haver
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Alex Schmidt 10h
. Sure pal, keep tweetin' trash. That's how you lost the House.
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Alex Schmidt Nov 16
Replying to @AlexSchmidty
who will be Crummier Roger Maris to this Crummy Babe Ruth
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Alex Schmidt Nov 15
Replying to @AlexSchmidty
this cover, but the guys are today's maniac and the next maniac
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Alex Schmidt Nov 15
insightful then and extra insightful today
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Alex Schmidt Nov 14
Petition to turn all our accounts into bots that just tweet Snoopy-playing-sax.jpg once in a while
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Alex Schmidt Nov 14
we live under President Rude New Yorker and I am FURIOUS that it is not awesome those guys are a laugh a minute if a normal Rude New Yorker was President, their biggest scandal would be an ill-timed "ayyyy get offa my nuts"
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Alex Schmidt Nov 13
dangit, you're right. I mixed it up with what it parodied: also hey, people should check out if they haven't yet. great folks over there!
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standrea riseborough Nov 12
not a cell phone in sight. just people living in the moment.
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Andrew "Quest For Eywa Fan" Bridgman Nov 12
nice to remember this message from Stan Lee - that politics, messages, and progressive ideals not only have a place in comics and art, but are actually the only reason to have comics and art at all
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Earwolf Nov 12
On this week’s episode of The Podcast, is joined by comedy writers and for a look at how some of the biggest movies of all time forgot to prove that their villain was in the wrong.
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Alex Schmidt Nov 11
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Ian Fortey Nov 9
I'm still very much in desperate need of full time work. If anyone knows of a staff writer position, an editor, SEO, anything like that please let me know.
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Philip Bump Nov 8
Counting ballots isn't a change in the election results. It *is* the election results.
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Alex Schmidt Nov 9
Replying to @AlexSchmidty
they're still counting -- and not just in FL.
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Alex Schmidt Nov 8
Replying to @AlexSchmidty
results should be in any minute now?
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Florida Democrats Nov 8
⚠️ If you voted with a provisional ballot, you need to make sure your vote is counted. Contact your Supervisor of Elections office immediately before the 5 PM deadline. If you have questions, call our Voter Protection Hotline: (833) 868-3352 ☎️
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Alex Schmidt Nov 8
tired: [hot take on whether 2018 was a ] wired: they're still counting votes or planning a runoff in at least one governor's race, 3 Senate races, and a dozen House races (6 in CA alone!)
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Katie Goldin Nov 7
I got Jeopardy King to talk about his extensive crimes!
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Alex Schmidt Nov 7
Replying to @ditzkoff
I did appreciate its hilarious Yellow Kid reference
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wint Nov 7
i can promise only this; i will lick the boots of my enemies until they beg for mercy , crying
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