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Alex Schmidt
comedy writer, podcaster , stand-upper, good website haver
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Alex Schmidt 5h
I didn't know and I'm gutted.
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birdsrightsactivist Sep 21
peck up arteest advice tips how to woo of the lady: • head bob • feathers PUFF • hop • hop hop hop hop hop hop hophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophophop
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Alex Schmidt Sep 21
Replying to @RachelFersh @AAKnopf
also: 1️⃣ & are the chillest 2️⃣ Murakami's next one is moody and absorbing and your pal Al recommends it
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demi adejuyigbe Sep 21
the first year i did this, had the great idea of selling these shirts for charity. thanks to nathan & caitlin , i'm doing exactly that. All the money made from these shirts is going to &
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Alex Schmidt Sep 21
Replying to @electrolemon
right smack at 10am, heck yeah
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demi adejuyigbe Sep 21
Replying to @electrolemon
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Alex Schmidt Sep 20
hey thanks anthony!
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Alex Schmidt Sep 19
THANK YOU FOR THIS TIP
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Alex Schmidt Sep 19
Replying to @HeyItsLiam
Liam, respect the seramony
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Alex Schmidt Sep 18
Replying to @nintendolife
no no no no no
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Alex Schmidt Sep 18
*very Darmok voice* Bittenbinder, His Smarts Street
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Alex Schmidt Sep 17
Replying to @Shakezula95 @DanHopp
tbh I agree
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Alex Press Sep 16
an obvious take but, lol at people’s responses of “Kavanaugh’s actions as a teen means he doesn’t get to be one of the most powerful people in the country?!” wait til you hear about people who can’t get *any* job because they have records for crimes that didn’t even hurt anyone
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Earwolf Sep 17
. joins to discuss the Weirdest Ways Music Pranks The Human Brain on !
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Alex Schmidt Sep 17
"Bogwolf" has gotta be a hair metal throwback:
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Jason "David Wong" Pargin Sep 16
All the attention on Trump overshadows the fact that Ted Cruz is maybe the most openly, proudly evil man in politics today. Trump is a narcissist weirdo, Ted Cruz is an actual sociopath.
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demi adejuyigbe Sep 16
your Real Piece Of Shit name is your favorite type of baguette and a random assortment of letters from hitting your head on the keyboard. mine is demi adejuyigbe
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Alex Schmidt Sep 17
new pod with of : your brain is a musical prankster and Kermit The Frog takes advantage of that!
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Alex Schmidt Sep 16
face it Libs: when a guy is about to gain lifetime power over all of us, the LAST THING WE NEED is more info about him
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Alex Schmidt Sep 16
Fun stand-up tonight from fun people
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