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Alex Schmidt
comedy writer, winner, podcaster, good website haver
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Alex Schmidt 17h
Petition to turn all our accounts into bots that just tweet Snoopy-playing-sax.jpg once in a while
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Jeopardy! Feb 14
Need the perfect card? Here are some all-star options!
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Mike Drucker Feb 14
Canada has now been added to Civilization and, one, I love everything about their description, and two, I'm genuinely excited for a country in the game whose powers are perfect for turtling to a peace victory
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Alex Schmidt Feb 14
Replying to @MikeDrucker
this makes me want a mod where Laurier gets Spocked (like on money: )
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Travis Ellisor Feb 14
Peanuts strip for 02/14/1956 by Charles Schulz
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Alex Schmidt Feb 14
Replying to @mostlymutezart
I lack the strength and lack the sweaters
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Alex Schmidt Feb 14
As you all know my nickname is "Mr. Worldwide" (stolen by ). That nickname is more appropriate than ever because you can GET TICKETS to these exciting live podcasts in: 🌎CHICAGO -- 🌎ST. PAUL --
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Alex Schmidt Feb 13
do it jointly with
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Alex Schmidt Feb 13
joint music/podcast tip for you: I heard on and realized everyone needs to know about both things
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Amy Nicholson Feb 13
You maniacs!! What is happening to the Oscars!? What if they.....went away? Join Cracked Live (and me) for a thought experiment at UCB Sunset next Saturday night!
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Alex Schmidt Feb 12
Replying to @jegaravito
thanks! i disagree and that is ok
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Alex Schmidt Feb 12
I hate to be "that guy" (and am now impervious to criticism thanks to those magic words), BUT
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Alex Schmidt Feb 12
It's the best way to spend your Oscars Night Eve!
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Alex Schmidt Feb 12
This future book will be good as heck and you should all watch for it 👍
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Alex Schmidt Feb 12
Replying to @AlexSchmidty
*i fail to defend an undercooked opinion* "wow this is as bad as another culture's darkest hour"
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Alex Schmidt Feb 12
these people readily compare themselves to historical victims of torture & execution. that's gross as hell! extra example: the person he's messaging throws around "struggle session": Maoist struggle sessions were violent assaults!
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Alex Schmidt Feb 12
once had a co-worker who gained a nephew on Feb. 12th, and I told them this TOO EXCITEDLY
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Alex Schmidt Feb 12
Replying to @RiverClegg
glad we could lean on (millions and millions of) each other
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River Clegg Feb 12
Thank you, Esquire, for ending a terrifying 5-hour period where I didn’t see myself represented.
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Alex Schmidt Feb 12
hey look!
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