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Alex Paros ™
Manufacturing Engineer at Komatsu | Penn State Alumni 2016 |
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I’m seeing a lot of posts about break ups right now. Break ups are hard for sure, but it helps to remember that John Wick once killed three men in a bar with a pencil. A fucking pencil
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Alex Paros ™ May 20
Replying to @Gina_Gallucci
Maybe take the bus?
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Published Author May 19
That soft core porn wasn’t made just for 12 year olds, you asshole. I jerked off to it too
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Alex Paros ™ May 17
Replying to @Khouzombie
Let’s start a riot?
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Ron White May 16
Alabama’s new state motto should be: When two people come, three must leave.
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Published Author May 11
Don't bite the ass that feeds you
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MLB Stats May 10
Twenty years ago today, launched 3 HR, including 2 grand slams. No player has matched his 10 RBI since then.
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Alex Paros ™ May 1
Replying to @Gina_Gallucci
What about crossing the boarder and having the speed limit go from 70 to 55 and going 50 stuck behind a car with a “do not vaccinate your kids” bumper sticker??
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Alex Paros ™ Apr 28
Wow just wow! Thank you for everything you created
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Robert Downey Jr Apr 27
Finally, the poster we've all needed. Oh and,
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Alex Paros ™ Apr 26
Replying to @93_Sully
It’s sooooo scary rn...
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Alex Paros ™ Apr 26
I have never been more disappointed in my entire life...
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Robert Downey Jr Apr 24
Cap knows best... Keep those spoilers to yourself...
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Alex Paros ™ Apr 24
Replying to @Bennettmetz
...yes
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Alex Paros ™ Apr 24
Bean boozled has completely ruined my trust in jelly beans.
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Alex Paros ™ Apr 20
We love the it is our planet We love the it is our home
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Pittsburgh Steelers Apr 19
The man. The myth. The legend. |
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Sonic the Hedgehog Apr 9
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PSU FACTS Apr 8
Football is back this weekend. Mood:
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Alex Paros ™ Apr 7
If the multiverse theory is true, there is a universe in which an alternate Alex invented amazon and became a billionaire...fuck that Alex.
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