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Alane Adams
Fanatical Literacy Advocate. Teacher Champion. . Award-Winning Children’s Author. Founder Find me on Instagram AlaneAdamsBooks
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Alane Adams 4h
Hey Richard, your students have made some creative machines. Speaking of robots, what does a Dalek egg timer say? Eggs terminate🤣 What do you call a smelly robot? 3CBO😏 I couldn’t resistor buying a few items off your list.
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Alane Adams 5h
I know my puns are bad but Meghan’s poetry is verse🤣. I am Thoreau-ly impressed, but she should really leave prose to the pros. Glad she didn’t need her list cleared because it made me fear my staff would see red and I would be blue.
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Alane Adams 11h
Replying to @CMcLain2
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Alane Adams 12h
Replying to @kaelateh
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Alane Adams 13h
You know what they say, Wendy, the thirdieth time is the charm. Every teacher out there is trying to crack the code how to get my attention—but between you and me—it changes everyday.
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Alane Adams 14h
Replying to @kaelateh
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Alane Adams 14h
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Alane Adams 14h
Yeah, good one, Jessica. I made a belt out of cardboard once but it was a waist of paper. I understand why rock beats scissors and scissors beat paper but what superhuman strength does paper possess to beat a rock?
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Alane Adams 14h
SunYay Sunday? Wow, Nicole, I thought FriYay was cool but this is next level. I once went seven days without puns but it made me weak 💁‍♀️ Speaking of weak, you know Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days-the rest are all week days.
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Alane Adams 14h
Replying to @Adriennella
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Alane Adams 14h
In case anyone is bored this Sunday 😏 more about me.
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Alane Adams Sep 21
Replying to @HelpFishel @RiseUpFdn
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Alane Adams Sep 21
Replying to @CHESLEMIN @RiseUpFdn
Private is fine 🙌
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Alane Adams Sep 21
Replying to @HelpFishel @RiseUpFdn
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Alane Adams Sep 21
Replying to @Clsohio22
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Alane Adams Sep 21
Fall arrives in two days! Be sure to like r/t and comment on the pinned post for your chance to win 1 of 5 $250 Amazon gift cards for your wishlist. Check out the same giveaway on my Instagram because it’s a separate winner 💁‍♀️
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Alane Adams Sep 21
I feel you, Jessica. Sleep is hard to come by some nights-I call it resisting a rest. Last night I had a dream I wrote The Lord of the Rings but I was just Tolkien in my sleep😴 🧙🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♀️
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Alane Adams Sep 21
Good morning, Andrea! Thank YOU for choosing to be a teacher and working hard to give your students what they need. I had dinner with Winnie the Pooh recently and afterward he said he was stuffed🍯 Enjoy your new books 📘📗📕
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Alane Adams Sep 21
Replying to @Sci_MsTCHR
Jacksonville 🤷‍♀️ no idea where exactly that is!
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Alane Adams Sep 20
Replying to @MrFrenchTeaches
C’est pas dificil. Seulment dites mois💁‍♀️
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