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AkkiHuMain
Passer by. Here for the fun. Tweets shit, Retweets good shit.
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Sheetal ✍ शीतल ✍ شیتل May 7
If Mohabbatein was filmed in Kanpur, would the characters have sung "chalte chalte yunhi thuk jaata hun main ..."? 🤔
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Prachi Apr 19
Legit my Chachi when she saw me with a boy after tuitions
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the average joe Apr 8
ME: is this coupon still valid? PRISON GUARD: [examining get out of jail free card] i mean it looks good
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cuntry jizzebel Apr 5
Oh ur dating my ex? How do my jokes sound ?
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AkkiHuMain Apr 3
've been to Sadashiv Peth Nana Peth Kasba Peth Narayan Peth Shukrawar Peth Raviwar Peth Somwar Peth Shaniwar Peth Bhawani Peth Ghorpadi Peth Rasta Peth Navi Peth
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Akram 🇮🇳 Apr 1
Kehti thi mere Chand ho tum, Khud Jupiter hai ye nahi bataya tha.
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Wonder Womaniya 😎 Mar 27
Is Disney still looking for actors to play Aladdin? I might not be Jasmine, but I'd make a good carpet, considering everyone walks all over me 💁
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jonbeNARD ramsey Mar 13
socrates: to do is to be plato: to be is to do scooby: do be do
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Vaidehi Murthy Mar 2
How apt, that the dove symbolises peace. It only soars when the right wing and the left wing work together.
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AkkiHuMain Feb 27
Commander has a heart of steel. A true Brave Heart. Despite being captured and surrounded by enemies, he's calm and when asked info about his squadron, he replies "I'm not supposed to tell you that." All efforts must be directed at getting him home safely ASAP
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Marf Feb 21
sugar daddy: I'm gonna spoil you salt daddy: I'm gonna preserve you
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9GAG Feb 6
Every time I see the word "explain" on a test, a part of me dies.
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Marf Jan 9
me: when birds chirp they're- wife: I swear to god I'll divorce you me: wife: me: [hands over wedding ring] sbeaking
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Rekt-angle👼 Jan 1
I'd still love you if you were ugly or broke Not together though
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9GAG Dec 29
I may not be someone's cup of tea, but I am someone's double shot of espresso.
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Varun Agarwal Dec 27
Friend : bro where you? Me : coming bro, 5 min. Friend : balls, you’re still in your bed bitch Me : I’m in the cab fucker Friend : ask him to blow the horn
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Varun Agarwal Jul 12
Marry the girl who orders regular water.
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b Dec 19
my whole life consists of people asking me if i’ve seen this movie and me telling them no i haven’t seen that movie and then them telling me i should see that movie and then me telling them i’ll add it to the list but there is no list and i won’t watch that movie
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