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Af1234 is a mobile website portal, has the most comprehensive website directory and the latest news of Africa, plus a collection of downloads...
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Af1234 31 Aug 15
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? A: Because his class was so bright! Find more on
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Af1234 18 Aug 15
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Af1234 18 Aug 15
Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Af1234 12 Aug 15
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Af1234 5 Aug 15
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
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Af1234 30 Jul 15
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line? Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
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Af1234 28 Jul 15
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day? Pupil: I get up early!
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Af1234 13 Jul 15
Mean but fair Find more jokes on
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Af1234 9 Jul 15
Joke: My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar n wanted to know who May was.
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Af1234 7 Jul 15
A man inserted an ad: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said: "You can have mine."
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Af1234 6 Jul 15
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
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Af1234 2 Jul 15
Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Find more jokes on
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Af1234 1 Jul 15
Look, Mum! Find more jokes on
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Af1234 30 Jun 15
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Find more jokes on
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Af1234 17 Jun 15
The portions seem to have got a lot smaller lately!
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Af1234 16 Jun 15
A: What do you find the most difficult thing on the piano? B: To pay the installments.
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Af1234 11 Jun 15
A guide, showing an old lady through the Zoo, to a cage occupied by a kangaroo.
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Af1234 10 Jun 15
what are ancestors? Find more on
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Af1234 9 Jun 15
When are you going on your vacation? Find more on
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Af1234 1 Jun 15
Why didn't you water the plants yesterday? Find more on
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