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Aborigen
Writer of size-fantasy speculative fiction. Host of contests.
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Taedis 5h
I'm thinking about playing around with audio stories a bit. Not full blown audio books yet, but I'm looking at the possibility. For now I'm going to be experimenting with short stories. The question I'm putting to you -- which of my short stories would you most like to hear?
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Aborigen 7h
Replying to @Undersquid
"Welcome to Tarot Bean! What can I get you?" "I'd like a big small coffee, please." "Just for clarity, is that the 20 oz drink to become 4" tall?" "Huh? Oh, no! I only want a little drink and to get huge." "That's the small big coffee, then. That's exactly why we ask."
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The Allusionist 9h
Week after next, is happening in Chicago at ! Here’s a photo of me on a previous trip to Chicago, enjoying a mural in an underpass.
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Aborigen 9h
// Was editing a document about Chicago's 1,200'-tall Vista Tower, the largest constructed by a woman, and misread it somehow as "I am a 1,200'-tall woman..." Abruptly awake like my coffee wasn't able to achieve.
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Aborigen 22h
Replying to @CurvyTheFly
Did you happen to read 'Bury Me Standing,' about living with the Roma? Same thing: when women reach a certain age, all rules are forfeit and they can hang out with the men and smoke cigars and swear and do whatever they want.
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Aborigen 22h
// AH CRAP 6,000 TWEETS I LOVE MY WIFE!
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Aborigen 22h
Replying to @CurvyTheFly
We're All Almost Dead!™ —my slogan, esp. as pertains to flying my freak flag
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焼き鳥 Sep 12
妖精の同級生に告白された 「えっと…その…言いにくいけど…小さいと…嬉しいかも…」
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ふぉる 6 May 17
CCC未プレイ勢だけど、キアラ=殺生院があんなにヤベェ女だとは思ってなかったぜ…!噂には聞いてたけどよォ…!
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Aborigen 23h
We went on a cruise once and it left from England, so English breakfasts were always on the buffet, and I fucking loved them. Couldn't get enough blood pudding. I actually had kippers for breakfast (in Ireland). The sausages could've been cooked more, IMHO.
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Aborigen 23h
WHAT ABOUT A CHEEKY NANDO'S
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Aborigen 23h
Replying to @AphroBloodyDite
That's just going to happen. The tiny who sets that up and expects no mischief must be fresh out of the packaging.
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Aborigen 24h
Replying to @CurvyTheFly
Okay, I can allow that maybe it's not something I want to surprise a giantess with. But I would be really hurt if I made it all the way from the door handle to the sectional couch and her prime concern is that I made her spill her drink with my nonsense.
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Aborigen 24h
Replying to @CurvyTheFly
"Giantess" being relative. The wire should only come up to her waist or hips. An actual giantess would demolish the entire house and notice nothing.
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Benjamin Boston Aug 28
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Aborigen 24h
Feats like this are a great way to get a giantess' attention! Just make sure she's home already.
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Aborigen Sep 19
Replying to @MrTaedis
Those are good general terms. My mom wanted to know what I write, and after I explained, she never brought it up again. I outed myself to my friends (had to, for that song), so they're all cool with it but none of them have read a word I've written.
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Aborigen Sep 19
Replying to @AnokaTakarai
Time line. All the posts you see in public from who you're following.
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Aborigen Sep 19
Replying to @monyamonyablue
YA's totally legit. How is it?
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Miss Kaneda Sep 19
"Last" - She's done horrible things--tortured and crushed everyone else, but she has a reason for saving you for last.
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