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AKS
Pretentious bourgeois dilettante.
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AKS 1h
Replying to @GuidoFawkes
Would certainly be pretty bad news for Israel.
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AKS 1h
Replying to @H_L_Smith_
Isn't it odd for a "gay man" to be attracted only to "other" gay men? It seems like this person wants more to be validated, than fancied back. I mean, surely gay people still feel attraction for straight people even if they've no chance with them? Vice versa is certainly true.
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AKS 2h
Replying to @suzanne_moore
Does it have a number, like 503? 50x errors usually mean a problem in the server or webpage, rather than anything on your side...
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AKS 2h
Am I mad, or is the after actually worse? What kind of loony would you have to be, to make an Ad like that? (For anyone who does suffer from acne, a face brush made a big difference to me--just the cheapo one from Boots, used with facewash. I'm male, like Lily.)
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AKS 12h
Replying to @suzanne_moore
Me and my old Da go to the Tattoo every year. That's always good. When I was a boy, I must also have enjoyed the futile humiliation of trying to chat-up the fancy girls performing on the Royal Mile. The rest you can keep. Drink prices like London, plus Fifers 👎👎👎
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AKS Aug 15
Replying to @EuroGuido @GuidoFawkes
Dear me! You could've at least photoshopped the cunt out of that porn still.
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AKS Aug 15
Replying to @tinytwink
Good to do it when you're younger, though. I waited until I was 30, and was so initially shit that my first instructor sacked me.
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AKS Aug 15
You must, then, be saying that there's no difference between men & women. In which case, why have we always had the different words? The only other possibility is that you believe magic is a literal reality--any difference between men & women can be bridged by a magical thought.
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AKS Aug 15
Replying to @AmazonFBAGuy
Because, as you say, I'm straight.
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AKS Aug 13
Replying to @BoboGervais
Why take two bottles into the sower?
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AKS Aug 13
I've been in that bad habit. Only at home, mind, and never in public. However, I recently learned it's doubly a mug's game--I had imagined I was making myself more clearly heard. But I was having the opposite effect: with modern phones, one should speak directly into the screen.
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AKS Aug 13
Replying to @jackappleby @ElmMcO
No-one truly believes that a man can transmute himself into a woman. By what means? They contend nothing need even be spoken: the thought is enough. What they're talking about is actual, literal magic. Societies that believe in magic are in deep trouble, much of it hidden.
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AKS Aug 13
Replying to @BBC
Getting a wee bit tired of having to celebrate everything. Fuck the lefties: they should still be having their non-conformist devilry caned out of them at school. How's that for a celebration?
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AKS Aug 13
Replying to @alexwickham
Nothing more awe-inspiring than a grown man whinging about being bullied. Boo-hoo, Dick, sadface.
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AKS Aug 13
Tape it!
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AKS Aug 12
Replying to @Iemonscone
Ah well, I meant for a bloke. 167. A giant in front is my usual problem. You'd probably still see the floor. At worst, you'd sometimes miss their shoes & not even Malkovitch does much acting there. The stage is only about 1m high, and the front row is about 2m back... Very comfy!
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AKS Aug 12
Replying to @Iemonscone
Front row stalls. £45. Ignore nonsense about "high stage", I'm a shortarse and could see the stage floor, seated.
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AKS Aug 11
Replying to @DelizaDoolittle
Yes. It's mad all round.
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AKS Aug 11
Replying to @DelizaDoolittle
It is a bit naff. I think, with some of them, they can't follow > 5000 people unless they've that amount of followers. Still naff, though.
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AKS Aug 9
All these foreigners having a good laugh at us. Perfectly feasible to build a submarine from cheese if one uses a good, hard BRITISH🇬🇧 cheddar. Perfectly feasible. Cc
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