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Afton
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Afton 17m
People sure do like putting inspirational quotes on a celebrity’s twitter and act like they said it
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Afton 2h
Why is it that when I start seeing someone then women start to approach me more. No one approaches me. This isn’t normal.
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Afton 17h
I’m not one for the Grammys. But GODDAMN. lizzo killed it.
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Afton 22h
Replying to @holherth
I think February is what they said?
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Afton Jan 24
Replying to @ATHilgers
Like, that leg COULD have been higher, Cindy. But I’m just a pawn in a meaningless void so HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW?!
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Afton Jan 24
Here I am. On a Friday night. Watching competitive figure skating and seeing someone stumble and thinking to myself. “Oof. Yea she fucked that up” Like I’m some smug figure skating know it all.
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Soup starring Gwyneth Paltrow Jan 23
They're encouraging anarchy 🐱🔥🏬 🏥🔥 🐴 🐣🔥🏣 🏭 🔥🐢
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Afton Jan 23
How many things can we gatekeep
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Afton Jan 22
When are you going to quit your job and become a content creator
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Afton Jan 21
Got a free pillow top queen size bed and I am officially in heaven.
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Afton Jan 18
Gamer girl bath water? Give me toilet water instead
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Afton Jan 16
Replying to @JaladAtTanagra
I respect your opinion but you’re wrong
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Afton Jan 16
If you like firm pillows you are probably psychotic
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Meg Han Jan 15
kicking the snow out of your tire well is probably def ranks in the top 5 for most satisfying winter activities
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Afton Jan 15
Faith declines
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Afton Jan 13
Replying to @no_c0ast
Not gonna do it. Because the art is sick.
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Afton Jan 13
Getting a tattoo was one of the better decisions I’ve made in life
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mr. joshua Jan 13
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Afton Jan 12
Replying to @forestclem
I love you
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Soup starring Gwyneth Paltrow Jan 12
You got WiFi in here? I got some research to do
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