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Jemaine Clement
Just a Jemaine Clement. Wellington Paranormal - TVNZ on demand and SBS on demand in Australia. Flight of the Conchords: Live in London, October 6 on HBO.
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Jemaine Clement 9h
It's a physiological description
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NZ On Air Music 17h
We're celebrating the 125th anniversary of suffrage in Aotearoa with our Women of Aotearoa playlist - 100 songs from 100 incredible Kiwi women such as , , , , & many more!
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Jemaine Clement 23h
Ohhhh... now, that might just be too far!
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Jemaine Clement 23h
You mean President Cigar Banger?
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Jemaine Clement 23h
I'm just explaining to you that when you reply to someone on here their name is first in the chain. You were automatically included but the comment wasn't to you. Good day!
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Jemaine Clement 23h
Replying to @NMN2021
*A small mushroom "but not freakishly so". I'm not a Democrat. And I don't need to grow up, I'm not the president.
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Jemaine Clement 23h
That would be a good Twitter byline.
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Jemaine Clement 23h
I don't think of my job as relating to what I say about this guy. I use this just like anyone else does. To blurt out thoughts without much consideration.
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Violent Femmes Sep 18
Get all the Violent Femmes essentials with the This Is Violent Femmes playlist.
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Jemaine Clement 24h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
President Mushroom Dick is a better nickname than you'll ever come up with.
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Botelicious Sep 18
My spouse says that Trump's going to respond to the Stormy Daniels Mario Kart mushroom penis claim by sending the first-ever presidential dick pic using the new FEMA text system saying "Does this look like a mushroom dick to you?"
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Jemaine Clement Sep 18
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Lazare's Digital Art Sep 17
I want to thank Wellington Paranormal for being the funniest fucking thing in my life right now and I want to thank and for existing and doing what they do and I definitely, absolutely want to thank Richard Dey
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Jemaine Clement Sep 17
Cool, so you aren't "easily offended" but you are "extremely easily offended".
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Jemaine Clement Sep 17
Add "do a joke less than thirty years old".
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Jemaine Clement Sep 17
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Jemaine Clement Sep 17
"Less humour" - this guy is already achieving minimum humour.
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Robert Macias Sep 16
Smarma Bros
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Sean O'Brien Sep 16
Awesome. It can be called “My Cellie Shkrelli.”
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Jemaine Clement Sep 16
Use this for reference.
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