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Jemaine Clement
What We Do In The Shadows: The Series playing now on FX Wellington Paranormal - TVNZ and SBS (Aus) on demand. Flight of the Conchords: Live in London on HBO.
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Jemaine Clement retweeted
Sir Boothby Graffoe 17h
So I said to my dentist, "Do you have something that will make my teeth whiter?" He said, "Try polish." I said, "Masz coś, co sprawi, że moje zęby będą bielsze?"
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Jemaine Clement Jan 21
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Jemaine Clement Jan 20
On this particular topic perhaps I'll be your pal too, as long as you're not bothered that this might be the only time I ever talk to you.
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Josh Butler Jan 19
left: Parliament House, Canberra, January 5 right: :Parliament House, Canberra, January 20 (pics: AAP)
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Jemaine Clement Jan 19
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
If they're gonna visit tell them not yet.
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
That screen-grabbed tweet looks pretty official.
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
Oh, okay. Fair enough then.
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
Replying to @RescueDave
Hats off to you and all of the other firefighters.
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
Wellington - Aussie bushfire fundraiser coming up.
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
The most boring person I've encountered on this website.
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
Replying to @DakotaHansen13
No, there's a lot more. But I chose a compassionate death.
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
Replying to @ManMadeMoon
Thank your.
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
You know why you can see them, Jeff? They're not in camouflage.
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
Here the bushwackers demonstrate our national walk.
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
Replying to @MrEdByrne
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Jemaine Clement Jan 18
For in the space jungle!
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