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Jemaine Clement
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Jemaine Clement 2h
Replying to @moanatribe
This guy is from Ireland. Maybe time for him to head back?
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Jemaine Clement 2h
Oh sorry for not being clear. I was actually saying that he's a fucking idiot.
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Jemaine Clement 5h
I just have two more visits then my lessons will be over.
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Jemaine Clement 5h
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Jemaine Clement 5h
Replying to @lkjlkjl
I'm not going to mention you, sadwalk.
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Jemaine Clement 6h
James, the build up in this story is way too long.
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Liz Plank 10h
tfw you realize trump respects turkeys more than women.
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Jemaine Clement 6h
Perfect. We're playing Glasgow in March so we'll probably be pretty cold.
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Jemaine Clement 17h
Replying to @scottisbald
Well, thanks. You made it in time.
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Jemaine Clement retweeted
Vox Nov 22
1/ It’s hard not to feel a little ... bummed out with the news these days. So this Thanksgiving, be grateful for six ways the world IS getting better.
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Jemaine Clement Nov 22
You could benefit from a dictionary too, Pete.
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Jemaine Clement Nov 22
There's only ever a little bit of truth in anything he says. E.g "I met with the Russians to talk about adoptions!"
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Jemaine Clement Nov 22
Replying to @DonaldJTrumpJr
Jr, does anyone in your family know what a "dictionary" is?
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Jemaine Clement Nov 21
Replying to @dtrainzilla
Hey, it's fine with me.
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Jemaine Clement Nov 21
It should also be noted that all of the figures in the depiction have boners.
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Jemaine Clement Nov 21
Even the sheriff had to laugh at this.
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Jemaine Clement Nov 21
Okay then but sad to be leaving this project so early.
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Jemaine Clement Nov 21
Oh man, give us a chance at least.
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Jemaine Clement Nov 21
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
So, you they don't just let you do anything when you're a star? You're learning some big lessons!
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shauna Nov 21
I’d have said “Robert Mueller.”
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