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Jemaine Clement 12h
Replying to @Fairy_Kismet
No problem but every time you play it we have to perform it live.
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Jon Favreau Feb 20
Quite a hoax that has now resulted in 3 guilty pleas and more than a dozen indictments.
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Jemaine Clement Feb 20
Replying to @HopeMoskal @LegionFX
Happy befutured birthday.
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Jemaine Clement Feb 20
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
You give Putin deep tissue massage.
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Legion Feb 20
April 3? April 3. April 3 is real. EverYthinG else is……… you. r delusion.
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David O'Doherty Feb 20
TuRbOpUmPeD to announce that the special guests for the forthcoming tour will be *this* guy (point to self) and . I’ll do the first bit, Eugene the rest
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FlightoftheConchords Feb 20
Announcing special guests David O'Doherty and Eugene Mirman! See you soon.
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ArmageddonExpo Feb 19
*GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT - WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS* We're very excited to be hosting PETYR and DEACON from the Vampire Documentary, WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS at 2018. Attending the Saturday of the show. Peytr and Deacon will be available for AUTOGRAPHS and SELFIES...
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Jemaine Clement Feb 18
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
You mean with the assistance of Russia? 😉
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Sam Reid 30 Jul 15
The worst part of losing my pet rock is that I think I see him all the time
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Matt Nippert Feb 17
New Zealand: Probably the only country you can catch the finance minister DJ-ing a post-match for a Pride Parade.
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Adobe Creative Cloud Jan 16
Vector portraits started as a passion project for . How "see-through-ness" became central to her style:
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Adam Burke Feb 14
"We should arm teachers." Really? You guys are gonna start paying for the entire English department to have Glocks? You fuckers won't buy them toner.
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Jemaine Clement Feb 14
You have a day and a bit to watch Florian Habicht's wonderful feature film Love Story... for free! ❤ ❤ ❤
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Gold Coast Film Fest Feb 14
UP NEXT 🎥✨ Humor Me starring the and | Humor Me is a father-son about a struggling that is forced to move in with his joke-telling dad | Do you love ? Cause this movie is full of em | Link in bio
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Where's the giant, Mansley?! Feb 14
Can't believe college kids these days are gonna snub like this
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Jemaine Clement Feb 13
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Cori Gonzalez-Macuer Feb 13
1749 years ago, St Valentine was arrested for marrying Christian couples. He was tortured, then beheaded. Have a lovely day, folks!
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Madman Films Feb 13
Breaking up just got easier. 🥀 presents . Written & Directed by & . Two best friends run a business breaking up couples for cash. World Premiere at . Coming to New Zealand cinemas May 3. Australia coming soon.
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Jemaine Clement Feb 13
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