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A.J.
University of Northern Iowa
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A.J. Oct 19
Someone tell Amari Cooper to go back into hiding jesus lord
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A.J. Oct 18
I want Gucci’s smile
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A.J. Oct 18
This man really just looked at me and dead ass asked when the exam is. Buddy, it’s right now.
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A.J. Oct 17
“No chance I’m letting you in, this isn’t your ID.” First of all, you saying I’m not 6’8 and black?
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A.J. Oct 17
Up, so I guess I’ll make some waffles
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A.J. Oct 16
“Actually, make that two McChickens” First of all, your card already declined.
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A.J. Oct 15
Shit I do that sober
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A.J. Oct 15
Last night was one of those nights where I spent $70 and maybe $10 of that was on me.
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A.J. Oct 14
dilly dilly
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A.J. Oct 11
That feeling when you know you’re about to be man-handled by a sickness
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Because I'm a Guy Oct 11
I don't even know what this is
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Kansas City Chiefs Oct 8
Keeping it 💯 at 5-0!
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A.J. Oct 5
The classic screen of someone who doesn’t want to sound like a 10 year old in their essay
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A.J. Oct 5
Replying to @_UNISecrets
If I remember correctly, it cost me $315 and a court date last year
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A.J. Oct 5
Replying to @_UNISecrets
Extra $70 a week is nice for groceries, weekend, or whatever. But it cant be GOOD for u, so i go every 3 weeks or as needed
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A.J. Oct 4
All right Instagram, let’s keep posts from two weeks ago off my feed please
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A.J. Sep 30
Replying to @codyko
keep your political views off twitter please
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A.J. Sep 28
It’s all fun and games until rent is due
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A.J. Sep 27
Tonight, a women looked me right in the eyes & said “I’m baked” and then proceeded to buy 2 TV dinners, 4 ice cream bars, and 6 candy bars.
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A.J. Sep 22
*Sober me* "Buy your own damn drinks." *Drunk me* "Here's a Vegas Bomb for each member of your family and extended family"
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