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Leslie Davidson Apr 21
in whitley bay arcades. 5a on the edge of the 10p slots. sink 15 bar into it. nothing. bang on glass. 5a falls. alarms start ringing. thought it was celebration. get cock out an start helicoptering it in joy. security comes over. take 5a. escort me out. barred. 15 bar down. sick.
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Lauren Apr 18
Read the replies omg
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Leslie Davidson Apr 20
rota’d in work this afternoon. can’t hack it. sat in spoons havin brekky. gave gaffa a bell on his personal. told him got the shits. put phone down. glance up. gaffa staring. he storms over. asked him why he’s not in work. said he has the shits as well. havin pint together now.
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tricia🥡 Apr 18
billie eilish looks like she‘d go to Xaverian
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Tom Mitchell Apr 15
Your defence is terrified
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ned Apr 16
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NBHD Weekender Apr 16
COMPETITION TIME!! 💎 We’re giving away 2 x tickets to see one of our favourites from last year, at their sold out Stockport show this June!! All you have to do is RT this tweet & tag your mate who’d you’d take along with you to enter! 👯♀️👬
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derek Apr 15
am i skint? yes. but will i go to the fucking pub? yes i will.
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grace anne Apr 1
*leave your dogs at home alone with your boyfriend they said *theyll be fine they said
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Leslie Davidson Apr 15
scrapping at weekend. got knocked unsteady. fell on it funny. been killing since. rang 111. went for xrays. good news. no broken bones. home now. stood in mirror with top off throwing a few digs into the air tryin to get strength back for a bank holiday scrap. can’t wait.
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Manchester Lemon Apr 14
I needed so much more
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🏴🏴 Apr 7
Fun fact, Makeup brands kill more animals by testing on them than horses die through racing. But we won’t talk about that will we girls 🤒🐸
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Lana H. Haroun Apr 8
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collins Apr 7
nobody: rugby players:
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easy life Apr 6
big up everyone who played a part in this uk tour (especially and the 247 crew) but most importantly any of you lot who came out to hang with us. it's been real and we'll see you very soon x
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H🍒 Apr 5
Drake is gunna bring out Madeline McCann next
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pad Apr 4
Bonucci when he greets Moise Kean in training
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Leslie Davidson Apr 5
fuckin friday feeling. rocked in gaffas office. asked for a naughty half day. he declined. mug. went down warehouse. pretended to shift a pallet of carling by hand in front of warehouse gaffa. claimed i done me back in. lookin at hefty pay out an got my half day. buzzin. 1-0 lez.
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Leslie Davidson Apr 4
bein the top grafta i am gaffa decided to put me on the tills. scanning womans shopping. total came to £33. she only had £32.31 on her. told her not to worry ill just come collect the 69 later. she wanted no part. pulled out of whole shop. filed complaint. jobs on line. sick.
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holly Apr 4
a still canny wrap my head around the fact am going to see dma’s james and courteeners in the same day
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